Kill a wish game Nr. ?

You all know how this works, so:

I wish for the skies to be cleared from volcanic ash tomorrow

They're filled with lava instead! Run Packie, run!

I wish for more old members to show up

They all came from a retirement home.




I wish for a half-decent cell phone that worked and didn't give me cancer.

Instead of giving you cancer, it gives you AIDS.(I love my job.)

I wish for a Absol that doesn't cause disasters.

It causes good fortune for everyone but you.

I wish for the old forum back. []

You get the new-old forum and everyone is super unhappy.

I wish for someone to do my job for me, but with me still getting paid

You become a government bureaucrat. That should be punishment enough.

I wish for a robot chicken that has nothing to do with Seth Green. []

Didn't you see the CAUTION: ATTACK CHICKEN signs!?

I wish for no more exams.

You are never examined by a doctor again, and die of a thousand undiagnosed conditions.

I wish for a friend. []

Say hello to my little friend.



I wish for a penny. Can't go wrong with a penny.

It's a secret agent penny AND IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE!

I wish i wished for a wish to squish fish wish with.

Your wish gets you turned into a Doctor Seuss book. People don't take your philosophies seriously anymore.

I wish I had some peanuts.

I appear and proceed to empty trucks of peanuts on you at inconvient times throughout the next 3.5667 years.

I wish for MOAR BEARS

They're all Care Bears, and they kill you with kindness.

I wish for a hoverboard. []

You get chopped up by the industrial-grade turbines. ( I love my job.)

I wish for more wish to ruin.

You ruin yourself.

I wish for a stack of pancakes. []

They have AIDS virus in them.(I love my job.)

I wish for JT's head on a sliver plate.

It is attached to JT's body, which is riding a hovering silver plate toward you. *snikt!*

I wish for world pease. []

The world is now covered in pease pudding.
AIDS infested, cyanide coated pease pudding.
That was made by Nobby Nobbs.

I wish for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You get a v-rex and a venatorsurus.

(I love my job.)
I wish for tame venatorurus that won't eat anything don't want it to.

It doesn't eat anything you don't want it to, however, that doesn't stop it from crushing everything it wants to.

I wish my coffee wasn't cold.

Let me heat that for you.
*Puts coffee in unsanitary AIDS virus infested microwave*
*Rare drinks coffee*
(I love my job)

I wish for something.

You get air. That's something.


I wish I was absolutely sure that my final exams gave me good scores.

You are absolutley sure.
You are so sure that the exams will give you good scores that you fail to notice the dragon.
You think the exams correct themselves because YOU ARE ON DRUGS
You fail both the academic and drug tests.

I wish for more win.

It's someguy's win.

I wish that the outpost was no longer under attack.