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Spoiler:

This totally occurred over Twitter:

jttheninja: @LuvSpookeh ... *offers valium...or robitussin...or Raid?* []
LuvSpookeh: @jttheninja You get that Raid away from me Ninja!
jttheninja: @LuvSpookeh Not lethal amounts...just enough to make you see Lucy in the Sky with Nutella. []
LuvSpookeh: @jttheninja I already see that on a daily basis, but usually I am naked as I do it.
jttheninja: @LuvSpookeh So...you like sugar cubes, right? *offers Rare a sugar cube that smells nothing like Raid* []
LuvSpookeh: @jttheninja Hrm. Sugar Cubes. *Takes* ...Your a good friend, JT.
LuvSpookeh: @jttheninja WAITAMINUTEWHATISTHIS.
jttheninja: @LuvSpookeh It's magical sugar...you like magic and wonder, right? I got it from candy mountain. The banana king wished you to have it. []
LuvSpookeh: @jttheninja *Wiggles stinger at you*

[]

Ayan: DAMN YOUS A SEXY BITCH

Jt: I AM NOT!

"WHAT??"
"What do you meen what? We are practicing sodomy."
"YOUR PRACTICING SODOMY??"
"Yeah, you know where you don't have sex."
"You meen CELIBACY??"
"Yeah why? Whats Sodomy?"
"Anal sex."
"Ohhh"

Dewmann (+798)
4 months ago

Rated +1

*Buys Rare's butt. Invests in the newly founded 2mecorp*

You can have your butt back for $29.99 including shipping and handling Rare. And your butt would usually sell for $55.99, so it's a good deal. Also I need the money to invest some more into 2mecorp.

Ziggy Stardust (+1312)
4 months ago

Rated +2

I has my own butt, encased in plaid short-shorts for the moment! Which reminds me...
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?! WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!

Rare (+4178) (mod)
4 months ago

Rated 0

-crawls on ground- Bees don't have money! We have honey though, did you want some delicious honey? The Romans used honey as currency originally, that counts for something!

Dog Breath (+2395) (mod)
4 months ago

Rated 0

That's OK, Rares don't have butts either since someone bought it on Ebay.

I thought you could only buy ass on Craig's List.