REMINDER: NEVER STOP DRINKING

this is your reminder that alcohol solves all of life's problems

I am unlocking this thread

I am very drink

Autocorrect is very nice

I remember when you made this thread for me
Drinking makes me so sociable
I haven't been drunk since though
I'm sorry

I feel like I need to get drunk soon

The military police said I am prohibed from being drunk. Dunno why.

I don't remember this
I wrote a note on a piece of paper last night
But the paper is red and the pen was red
Also its some sort of scribble that transcends meaning

Man
I am only very slightly hungover
Proof: alcohol = friend

Excuse me, would it be possible for alcohol and I to like each other as more than friends?

Yes but
Alcohol, you see
it likes to sleep around

if ya know what I mean

WINKY WINKY

Do the old "rub it with a pencil" trick.

At first I found myself at a loss to what Cube was referring to.

I don't drink if I can help it. But this thread reminds me of PFSC:

Spoiler:

Why's it in Russian? Cause people suck, that's why.