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JT_the_Ninja wrote:There is absolutely no evidence that Rare or anyone associated with her ever attempted to blow up Canada. []

But there is however ample evidence that ninjas and dinosaurs are amazing.

Science has proven it.

Also, Rare is an elegant ladybird. []

I am the most beautiful of all ladybirds.

Science has proven it. []

Also, a raptor is a very good leader, when he doesn't bite for no reason.

And sunglasses wearing humans and ladybirds/beecat/Mew are rivals while also inviting each other to weddings.

Science.

someguy3657 wrote:

Rarebug wrote:Hello! I'm Rare. All new members are required to join me and my army. You will get free chocolate and Earl Grey Tea by candlelight, and all the adorable kittens you desire. Please take note that Charles (AKA Someguy) is the forum villain. He stomps on puppies and hates biscuits.

YOU TRIED TO BLEW UP CANADA A FEW WEEKS AGO

ALSO YOUR CHOCOLATE IS DISGUSTING

ALSO JOIN THE RESISTANCE. WE GOT A FRESH MILK AND COOKIE MACHINE AND WE ALSO DON'T TELL BLATANT LIES

I'm joining Rare simply because you called Biscuits "Cookies".
I'm even waiving my standard mercenary fee.
In other news, welcome back Rare.

Glad to have you, Bowen :3 and thanks.

Bowen wrote:

someguy3657 wrote:

Rarebug wrote:Hello! I'm Rare. All new members are required to join me and my army. You will get free chocolate and Earl Grey Tea by candlelight, and all the adorable kittens you desire. Please take note that Charles (AKA Someguy) is the forum villain. He stomps on puppies and hates biscuits.

YOU TRIED TO BLEW UP CANADA A FEW WEEKS AGO

ALSO YOUR CHOCOLATE IS DISGUSTING

ALSO JOIN THE RESISTANCE. WE GOT A FRESH MILK AND COOKIE MACHINE AND WE ALSO DON'T TELL BLATANT LIES

I'm joining Rare simply because you called Biscuits "Cookies".
I'm even waiving my standard mercenary fee.
In other news, welcome back Rare.

Whoa, whoa, hang on there!

I have North American cookies, yes, but I can also have British/Australian Biscuits in no time flat.

No need to join Rare over such a silly matter

Too late.
I've sworn my loyalty. I may be a a freelance mercenary, but once I seal my contract it is sealed permanently and cannot be undone until it is fulfilled or I am in other ways released from service.
Besides, you rebels aren't adorable.
Look at Rare/Rare's army. Kittens. And other adorable things. Lady-beetle cats.
You guy's aren't even in the same league as them, adorable wise.

Their adorableness are LIES.

They have very sharp CLAWS and STINGERS.

And giant bees are not cute

They're terrifying

What's not adorable about bees?



Join Rare's Army! It's for the best. []

Join Rare's army! Fun! Adorableness! Murder CAKE!

JT_the_Ninja wrote:What's not adorable about bees?



Join Rare's Army! It's for the best. []

Oh yeah. Absolutely adorable.

I would play the crap out of a Pokemon game with that animation.

Bowen wrote:
Besides, you rebels aren't adorable.
Look at Rare/Rare's army. Kittens. And other adorable things. Lady-beetle cats.
You guy's aren't even in the same league as them, adorable wise.

Will this change your tone?

Dewmann is clearly the most handsome man on our team

Dewmann wrote:

Bowen wrote:
Besides, you rebels aren't adorable.
Look at Rare/Rare's army. Kittens. And other adorable things. Lady-beetle cats.
You guy's aren't even in the same league as them, adorable wise.

Will this change your tone?

Challenge accepted!

If you want macho and dainty at the same time, then you just got to go with...

The Resistance

(I hope that all of my future potential employers see this image.)

As 50% of the beecat-raptor alliance, I feel compelled to weigh in here. You will never match the class of your benevolent forum overlords.

We're looking for adorability, not class, you silly raptor.

Rarebug wrote:

Dewmann wrote:

Bowen wrote:
Besides, you rebels aren't adorable.
Look at Rare/Rare's army. Kittens. And other adorable things. Lady-beetle cats.
You guy's aren't even in the same league as them, adorable wise.

Will this change your tone?

Challenge accepted!

lol Rare looks like a guy

RARE IS MANLIER THAN DEWWY

someguy3657 wrote:

lol Rare looks like a guy

Sarcasmic wrote:RARE IS MANLIER THAN DEWWY

HA. HA HA. Ignore these nuclear missiles launching to your locations.

Well you have feminine and really pretty eyes from the look of that photo. Show them off enough and eventually everyone will realize that you're the prettiest princess.
Everyone

But yeah, gorgeous eyes that I noticed first about the picture even through your hair.

Thanks Dewwy, you have wonderful eyes too. Do you still have my icepick btw? ;3