IAMML: It Always Makes Me Laugh...[]

Post here things that always make you laugh, no matter how many times you see/hear/watch/read them.





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PLARGO COCK FLARP

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BATMANZ.

A gymnast walks into a bar. That's at least a two point deduction and ruins her chances at a medal.

Basically everything from Whose Line.

Threehouse. nuff said.

You may want to skip to 3:15, 5:08, or 7:08.

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In addition...

http://www.theonion.com/video/congress-debates-merits-of-new-catchphrase,14227/

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NOD! NOD AT WHAT I AM SAYING OR I WILL SHOOT

This also just so happens to be the story of my life.

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The creeper guy's watch turns beavers into gold. It never really figures into the storyline much.

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Cussing.

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IAMML: That one time when me and AM were medics in TF2 and I killed him with a bonesaw

SCP MadLibs

Item #: SCP-5-J

Object Class: Super Duper Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5-J is to be kept in a pork-lined containment chamber located in The Federal Reserve, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 strippers armed with rolex watches.

In the event that SCP-5-J ever begins defecating its fingernail, Bright is to urinate SCP-5-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Zeta-7 (''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'') is to be dispatched to SCP-5-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-5-J is a constipated chinchilla. Like most members of its species, it is able to poop clowns, and regularly eats twice its own weight in pork each day.

SCP-5-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with books, which causes it to turn into rag. Whenever this happens, all signs within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to skip uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Neil Patrick Harris. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-5-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-5-J was first located in Blubbington where the Broncos were using it in order to turn all of the ocean water into coffee. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Zeta-7 (''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'') was able to recover the object with only Graham's Number of civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 5-1


Dr. Glubgrubter: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Glubgrubter, and I am about to test SCP-5's reaction to kazoo. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Wilson?
Dr. Wilson: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Glubgrubter: Excellent! I am now introducing the kazoo to 5... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Wilson: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Glubgrubter: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN RECTUM! IT'S GOT MEIN RECTUM! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG
In light of incident 5-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

Dewmann wrote:SCP-5-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with books, which causes it to turn into rag.

Bet that would have made Joplin happy.

warning: crazy llama that kills people (between episodes)

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