ITT: What would you do if...

Swear I was hallucinating.

What would you do if your car was flooded and you had to drive it.

the answer is always c-4.

what would you do if a yellow bulldozer was at your front door one morning, about to bulldoze your house to make room for a new highway? []

Hitchhike across the galaxy, of course.

What would you do if your house was on fire?

Marshmallow....

What would you do if you were dying?

Punch Death in the face, steal his scythe and go after the Devil, then God, then epilepsy (seriously, fuck epilepsy), then bring myself back to life with my newly acquired powers (right of conquest).
EDIT: I would also attempt to kill whoever was killing me before I died.

What would you do if large amounts of people believed you were a God and/or Prophet?
(as in Prophed of God(s), not a seer.)

It would be The Life of Brian all over again.

What would you do if you were given a million (insert ideal currency here)

A million caramel turtles? I would probably put some of them in the freezer so they would keep.

What would you do if you had a Husky?

Teach him the ways of baddassery.

What would you do if you woke up in medieval England?

NOT get the plague. Also start writin' Beatles songs down and hidin' them around London.

What would you do if it were nice out right now?

I would probably be doing exactly what I am doing now since none of my friends are around.



What would you do if I took your caramel turtles?

I would wonder what the hell you grabbed, because I have no carmel turtles.

What would you do if you were sexually assulted by a duck wearing a mask dipicting former President Nixion?

I'd go public to raise awareness.

What would you do if you were me?

......... Tee Hee...... Boobs.


What would you do if you were you?

I'd be rather beside myself...

What would you do if a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in your neighbourhood? []

Id probably get in one little fight, and then move to my uncle and auntie's in Bel-air.


What would you do if a spider monkey poisened your water?

Drink pop from a can...

What would you do if you saw all the lonely people and didn't know from whence they all came? []

I'd realize I'm already part of said group. foreveralonebutnotexactlyalonebecauseimwithagroup.jpg

What would you do if you suddenly woke up one morning to find out you are a living, breathing furry?

.... hmm...... Sell pics of myself on the interweb?


What would you do?

What Alan Rickman Would Do.

What would you do if do you would what?

Dinosuar.

What would you do if you did what you do when you do what you did?

I WOULD DESTROY ALL CLOWNS

what would you do if you were surrounded by clowns?

Attempt to talk my way out.... JUST KIDDING!
I WOULD EAT THEIR KIDNEYS!!!!

What would you do if clowns learned how to use firearms?

BURN THEM WITH FIRE!

what would you do if a left for dead witch was sitting right in front of you, growling

Back away slowly.

What would you do if you were ON FIRE?!?!!?!

I would stop being on fire.

What would you do if you started going bald?