He who approaches the bridge of death must answer me...

It's a Michigan/Canada thing....

Whose line is it anyway? []

Mine! And I take the opportunity to ask...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris.

If someone says, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny? []

Silly JT. When they say a peeny for your thought, they mean you have to include a penny as well, therefore, my two cents.

Apple juice or orange juice?

Applejack

Why can't Someguy just let me destroy him?

Because You're mad Rare! MAD!

Who let the dogs out?

You say Rare is mad, and then you ask who let the dogs out. I think you just answered your own question.

What's the best thing for defending myself against giant killer bees? No reason, just curious.

Not angering the Queen Bee. Should be easy enough, since only a madman would do such a thing.

How can I best soundproof a room? My neighbours are starting to ask questions about all the screaming.

murder the neighbors. It may not be the best long term solution, but it's surely the easiest, seeing that you are a raptor...

what is your favorite alcoholic beverage?

I don't drink, and I never will

What if I am a madman? then what?

Then walrus all the things.

You know what I'm saying?

No.

Will you join the Zerg?

no, I will take up arms against any person who tries to force me in an army


Who are the eggmen then?

People locked forever in conflict with the Chickenmen. (And you wouldn't so much be forced as you'd be assimilated into the swarm...)

How goes the research on an instant teleportation device? I may need one soon.

The Protoss have it. Source

Who will stop resiting the Zerg and assimilate into the Swarm?

No one. French Polynesia has a far better army.

Can we get back on topic please?

No. Never.

If Bob leaves Ontario at 4:24 PM, and David leaves Chigago at 6:57 PM, and they both drive towards each other at the respective speeds of 50 MPH and 80 KM an hour, when will they meet?

Several hours after the crash, in the hospital when they both wake up. Either that, or in the afterlife.

Do you believe in life after love?

Yes.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

depends on the size of the pin, and your personal beliefs concerning angels

ok, what now?

idk lol

Can my sister have the last ice cream cone?

Yes.

Who would win, Chuck Noris or Dark Vader and how?

Darth Vader. He doesn't have to get in close to force choke somebody.

Why am I so dashingly handsome?

Because of your rugged chin.

Is this a hypothetical question?

No, it's a self-referencing question - making it non-hypothetical since asking the question creates the question.

Should I just go and rob some people?