He who approaches the bridge of death must answer me...

Just got an idea for an forum game
It's as simple as answering a question and then posting a new one for the next poster
Let's see how this goes:


What is your favorite Monty Python sketch?

Three-way tie between Ministry of Silly Walks, The Funniest Joke in the World, and Dennis Moore.

What is the cow fraction of a hexagon minus times hamster wheel squared?

[]

Hamster wheels are not squared, you are wrong.


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes.

Where did you put my pants?

In the volcano.

What is your quest?

I haven't decided yet, either creating life from is basic components and thus proving abiogenesis, or destroying life as we know it...

what would you choose?

You should wear a helmet, go in a cave, and have someone take a picture of you.

Why can't I take a sledgehammer to my crappy desktop computer?

Because plastic shards are impossible to completely remove.

Are we there yet?

We aren't there until our hearts tell us that we truly have arrived.

If black people be driving like this, then what do white people be driving like?

Like this!

Orange. Is the color named after the fruit, or is the fruit named after the color?

The fruit must be named after the color. It's the only reason oranges have such an unoriginal name.

Godzilla vs King Kong vs Aliens vs Predators in downtown New York. Who wins?

The hobo with the knife.

What was the color of Napoleon's white horse?

Kind of greyish.

Whodunit?

The butler. Always.

Cow banana moo pringle? []

Bacon.

How happen?

Aaclamy.
(I hate my spelling.)
What is your favoret TV show?

it used to be scrapheap challenge, but that show doesn't exist anymore

C4 or Semtex?

C4. Good old C4.

Would you rather have no dessert for a year, the same, boring food for a month, or no food that you hate for a week?

No dessert for a year...I never eat dessert anyway...

Mac or PC? (Linux is not an answer because its mine)

PC. I'm not a hipster.

Sprinkles or jimmies?

Sprinkles! (I don't know what jimmies are)

What do you recommend as a treatment for insect bites?

Biting the insects right back to show them who's boss.

How can I avoid looking suspicious when going through airport security?

Wear a large trenchcoat and hat.

How can I avoid doing the dishes upstairs?

Take the dishes downstairs.


What is the most delightful tasting type of Biscuit?

Seabiscuit.

How babby formed? How babby is made?