I ATE'NT DEAD

I just wish they would clean up after themselves.

Zeeeebra! [Cries tears of manliness]

I can hear the wordfilters whirring back in to action again.

I better get the tool kit. Those things have gotten rusty.

Fetch me some of that oil, Molty, we need to get these up and running soon~

*teleports to rare with oil*
This is the right kind I swear!
*gives Rare oil*
*goes back to work on fixing word filters*

dinosaurs. []

That filter has been decommissioned due to frequent use in the DnD threads but the others should be fully functional again.

Zebra snuggled kittens with Dewman. All night long.

Rare ♥ wrote:Zebra snuggled kittens with Dewman. All night long.

....what?

Out of everyone on this forum who could have snuggled the hell out of my kittens, why did it have to be a male equine?

It could have been a giant blue turtle in all fairness.

Dewman snuggled kittens with Jonny with his two blasters and flooded the treehouse as a result. And that's terrible.

What are you talking about? That is awesome.

So Jonny would be okay with me getting really rough with him?

...good to know. Could someone hold onto my jacket for a second?

Sometimes I regret being an inanimate object. Then I remember that as an inanimate object, I cannot have feelings because I cannot think. Then I kill things. Lots of things.

biscuits

bonesaw

I THOUGHT THESE WERE FILTERED WHAT HAPPENED

We had to unfilter them due to Dungeons and Dragons and people complaining that they couldn't say "I wanna snuggle Fluttershy".

Wait, THAT'S what goes on in D&D? I thought there'd be more....uh...Dungeons. And Dragon Slaying.
And Towns with problems that for some reason only the heroes can solve. With bars that sell a frightfully large amount of swords.

In my dungeons, thats pretty much standard. Same goes for the dragons too.

Oh, the fluttershy snuggling isn't going down in the campaign! Although Semi came close to snuggling Gorgro while he slept.

I ONLY GRAPPLE GORGRO
I GRAPPLE HIM HARD AND FROM BEHIND

If we are both naked when I grapple him, that's not my fault.

He's a raptor! He's naked all the time! What was your excuse?!

Right..
This makes sense, I suppose.
I'm slightly too afraid to check those threads out to find out exactly what happened.

There's a lot of adult themes. Instead of Aura of Courage I get Aura of Gay; it means that every important male NPC I come across is sexually attracted to me and I have to roleplay to seduce them for information.