I ATE'NT DEAD

I am Tuomey Tombstone, King under the Bridge! I return!

Went to a neurologist, he says I can do most stuff again.

Also, it is group hug time.

*everyone is enfolded*

Tuomey's alive! I was really worried; Thank respective Gods! Also, we should celebrate this occasion with something that all Irish people stereotypically love...

Margaritas!

D'ooh, it's good to have you back! :3
~Hug!~

YAY FOR BEING ALIVE!!!! Ever find out what was wrong?

YAY!
Now I don't have to worry about you having been abducted by MI5 or something

*GROUP HUG*

THE TOMBSTONE RETURNS... FOR ROUND 2!

AND SO IT HAS BEGUN ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECY.

He was gone for so long because he was Borrowing a beecat.

Hey Rare, how is your family?

Woohoo! Tuomey 2: Electric Boogaloo! []

Huzzah! Now we must celebrate by...Exploding something? Something Fun like that.
Thats what people enjoy, right?

*presses explosives detonator box plunger...a thousand wallabies explode* []

MORE EXPLOSIONS. WE NEED MORE, I TELL YOU!

*somewhere in the distance, several moose explode...* []

Those poor, poor animals.

Meese? Mooses?

If he really wanted to confuse you, sludge, he should have blown up some aurochs.

Wait a minute...my childhood nickname was ''The moose''!

A-am I going to...explode?

THIS WAS A TRIUMPH

I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: Semi-Respectable Homeless Man with Questionable Intentions NINJA

EDIT: I am so sorry that you had to censor my vulgar term. I'd like to apologize to all semi-respectiable homeless men and women with questionable intentions everywhere.

Packie wrote:YAY!
Now I don't have to worry about you having been abducted by MI5 or something

*GROUP HUG*

I have nothing to add to that.

Neurologists are always entertaining. I completely deadpanned to one that there'd been no issues. And any that had come up, the voices and I had talked our way though.

Sarcasmic wrote:He was gone for so long because he was Borrowing a beecat.

Hey Rare, how is your family?

Oh, you know, pushing me to be queen of the hive, to kill all the men in the family come winter..the usual.

Dewmann wrote:I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: Semi-Respectable Homeless Man with Questionable Intentions NINJA

EDIT: I am so sorry that you had to censor my vulgar term. I'd like to apologize to all semi-respectiable homeless men and women with questionable intentions everywhere.

Oh woops! I forgot I did that. H.O.B.O now spells out "Semi-Respectable Homeless Man with Questionable Intentions". I was messing around with the forum when I did that. I will fix that later, off for world domination.

Thats why everyone was so confused when I brought up the Huge Original Bold Order. It all makes sense now. Silly Rare.

SUDDENLY, CHANGE OF TOPIC.

Tuomey's theme song!

............nah. It's good, but no.

Then can someone choose the theme song?

How about this one?