You: Hello
Stranger: hello!
You: How are you?
Stranger: oh, i'm a little sleepy, and you?
You: I'm doing alright here, thanks for asking'
Stranger: you're welcome!
You: If it's alright for me to ask, asl?
Stranger: why do you want to ask now?
You: I just like to get a general idea of who I'm talking to is all
Stranger: that won't tell you much about me, trust me about that
Stranger: asl is an illusion
You: Well fine, how about gender, just so I don't get confused and get pronouns wrong and junk.
Stranger: it's statistical.
Stranger: don't you like surprises? :p
You: Heh, not always, but fine, you don't have to give it. =)
Stranger: i'll give it away by simply typing
Stranger: that's what people often forget lol
You: Heh, yeah I guess so =p
Stranger: so what brings you to omegle today, stranger?
You: Just boredom. And I also like to troll the people who immediatley start the conversation by asking if I'm "Horny."
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: i ask people why they want to know asls
Stranger: they usually disconnect and/or call me a loser
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Hah, well I'm not the usual person on Omegle.
Stranger: nobody is.
Stranger: it's just people don't always have the balls to admit it
Stranger: just like irl
Stranger: but anyway!
You: Yeah, I see what you mean.
Stranger: i go on omegle because i'm curious
Stranger: curious to who i'll talk to, what they'll say and... what i'll reply, of course.
You: That just about sums up what I'm thinking when I get on too.
Stranger: i don't go on because i'm bored
Stranger: if i was, i wouldn't talk much or feel inclined to start/lead a conversation
Stranger: i can usually feel that from a person i talk to who's bored
You: Yeah, same here
Stranger: then why did you say you went on because you were bored? lol
You: That was before you gave me a new insight as to why I come on, hah
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: i don't like the feeling of living up to someone's expectations and talk/entertain them because they are bored
Stranger: some start masturbating because they're bored
You: Heh, well, to be fair, that does take your mind off the boredom for a few minutes...not that I'm familliar mind you
Stranger: to be honest with you, masturbating does not make me feel any less bored
Stranger: but that's just me!
You: Huh, well I guess I'm mistaken.
Stranger: not necessarily
Stranger: i'm giving you my opinion, not the truth :p
You: Well, I mean I was just generalizing it
Stranger: i don't understand... :I
You: I was thinking that anyone who masturbated wouldn't feel very bored during the act.
Stranger: you're just keeping your hand busy, lol
You: What if you're watching porn in the act though. It has your attention instead of the boredom.
Stranger: mhhhhh
Stranger: well.
Stranger: in my case.
Stranger: in my case i realise how boring and how vain what i'm doing is
Stranger: so i get masturbation out of the way quickly, so i find better ways of making the most of my time
Stranger: that's also why i don't burden people with my sexual arousal, unlike some omegle users
Stranger: i find it quite rude :/
You: Yeah, I can see your point. And I find it rude too.
Stranger: i've reached a point where i know that masturbation is not a good means of satisfaction
You: It's just a quick and easy means?
Stranger: mh
Stranger: not necessarily quick
Stranger: but easy, yeah.
Stranger: it's an empty means
You: Just a few minutes of something that will have no lasting effect?
Stranger: like so many other things, yes
Stranger: and the effect can last, it's just empty because you project ideas and things
Stranger: it's empty because you do it to yourself because nobody will do it for you
You: What if you find someone that is willing to do it for you? That's just the first hypothetical scenario that I thought of when I read that
Stranger: well, you're not projecting anymore
Stranger: or more like, not the same time of projection
Stranger: you're not projecting a person or a scenario, anymore
You: Oh, I see.
Stranger: masturbation is an attempt at consoling oneself.
Stranger: i know that i've had a busy day when i don't have the energy to do so anymore.
Stranger: it's also possible that it's been a good day. and in that case, i feel well.
You: Just something to add to the satisfying feeling of that day?
Stranger: could be.
Stranger: or not.
Stranger: masturbation is a means to me to reduce my...
Stranger: not aggressivity
Stranger: but you know? being on edge
You: I get it.
Stranger: it's probably not true at all and just a figment of my imagination but yeah
Stranger: and as you can tell, masturbation is so empty that this conversation's running short
You: I don't know, I think we spent a pretty fair amount of time on the topic, hah
Stranger: :p
Stranger: good answer
You: And after all of this, I have deduced your gender.
Stranger: told you it wasn't hard, i'm female
You: In truth, I actually didn't know when I said that. =p
You: I just knew that when I gave you an answer, you would either say correct or incorrect.
You: and then I would have the REAL answer.
Stranger: to be honest, i just lied above
Stranger: so i was waiting for your reaction, lol
You: Well Now I have just been ployed while trying to ploy you.
You: Apparently I suck at manipulation
Stranger: you need more practice!
Stranger: omegle is good to start on
Stranger: you just manipulated me by saying that you sucked at manipulation
You: How so?
Stranger: because you're expressing a judgment to me, and i can react to this judgment
Stranger: example:
Stranger: photo of a girl
Stranger: the girl gives the photo the following title: "i'm a pretty girl"
Stranger: i would be inclined to see where/how she is pretty and agree with er
Stranger: *her
Stranger: manipulation is about creating expectations, or the illusions of creating expectations
You: That is true
Stranger: i could say:
Stranger: i really would like to carry on talking to you, but if you have to go, i don't mind!
Stranger: i'd be counting on your sympathy to fulfill my apparent desire to carry on talking to you
You: I think most people on here have done that at least once then.
Stranger: manipulation is commonplace
Stranger: there are degrees of manipulation, though
You: You're on a higher level than I am then.
Stranger: i try and be more conscious of it, let's say
Stranger: i managed to trick a guy in thinking i was a girl with big tits on here for almost an hour
Stranger: without any pictures
You: Well, not to take anything away from your achievement, but with some of the people on here, that's not very hard
Stranger: except i went around his questions
Stranger: like can i see pics of you, do you have a webcam...
Stranger: without him disconnecting
You: Even then, it's still not hard enough, if they're horny and desperate enough
You: "Srry, I don't have pics on this comp."
Stranger: i... went further than that
Stranger: i told him i had an ex
Stranger: and i used that story to explain why i didn't have pics
You: Nice!
Stranger: i told him my pics were on my camera, that i had my camera but, my ex being a pig, he took the memory cards with my pics on
Stranger: and that i didn't keep anything on the comp because i couldn't stand seeing myself
Stranger: that he hacked my fb account so i couldn't give the omegle guy links
You: You're more creative than I, that's for sure.
Stranger: and i also said that if he didn't want to believe me, he could, and that he could disconnect.
Stranger: and that it just sounds like a really unlucky coincidence
Stranger: and that i felt stupid for it
You: What happened when he finally found out, if he even did so?
Stranger: he disconnected after a while
Stranger: he might have thought, "fuck it"
Stranger: he just left after asking me what type of guy i liked
Stranger: i described my real self
Stranger: and he asked me if i liked squishy men
Stranger: (i didn't understand)
Stranger: and as i didn't understand, he left
You: I'd...imagine it has something to do with fat...but I don't think I really want to know.
Stranger: i thought he was talking about his willy at first
Stranger: and he told me he was thin
Stranger: so i was rather clueless
You: But no guy has a squishy johnson when they're aroused...
Stranger: well...
Stranger: dunno.
Stranger: i asked him what he meant, he told me, and left
Stranger: so i think he was perhaps a bit podgy
You: Probably...your guess is as good as mine. I really am not interested about the term "squishy" and what it has to do with love lives.
Stranger: nor am i
Stranger: so yeah.
Stranger: i managed to keep him interested that long
Stranger: i think my logic was more or less flawless
You: Indeed. You have my applause good sir.
Stranger: i enjoy doing it because i have to think on the go
Stranger: and it has to be right/ the kind of thing you can use after
You: I'll have to try and get that creative the next time I get a guy who immediatley starts the conversation with "Looking for a horny girl with pics."
Stranger: too risky
Stranger: because he wants pics straight away
Stranger: and if you give him pics, he'll probably want to cam with you
Stranger: and that can be delicate if you want to keep talking to him
You: Ahh, true that.
Stranger: it's also about wasting as much time as possible, too
Stranger: so that you have time to think in the meantime
You: Indeed. So I'll try this with the guys who immediatley just ask "Horny."
Stranger: haha, ok!
You: And thankfully, they are more prominent.
Stranger: aren't they, lol
Stranger: i usually fall on "asl" guys
You: They're even more prominent than the last crowd, heh
Stranger: "asl"
"why do you even ask?"
"Your conversational partner has disconnected."
You: I just give them my asl, knowing that if they're a guy, there's like, a 75% chance that they'll disconnect.
Stranger: me 90%
Stranger: so that makes two males, then?
You: Pretty much.
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: i really did hesitate, tbh
Stranger: but your gender doesn't matter to me
Stranger: :p
You: Same here =)
Stranger: it's funny because once
Stranger: a guy asked my asl and i gave only my age and location
Stranger: i was acting a bit flirty and he thought i was a girl
Stranger: i eventually had to tell him because he was starting to calll me "hun"
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: assumptions are dangerous!
Stranger: anyway, might as well give you my age
Stranger: i'm 18
You: Only 15 here.
Stranger: it's ok
You: I was actually picturing you to be around 18, you do act like somebody I'd see as older than I am.
You: But like you just said "Assumptions are dangerous."
You: And when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption....wait I think I did that wrong.
Stranger: that's another reason why i don't ask asl, because i judge according to the asl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: anyway, i think i'll be heading to sleep soon, it's very late in france.
You: Ahh, you're french!
You: I never would have guessed that.
Stranger: some people didn't believe me when i told them
Stranger: and it's not entirely true
Stranger: much as i've lived all my life in france
Stranger: my parents are english
Stranger: so i'm english and french.
You: So you're a classy gentleman?
Stranger: MHHH
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: not terribly classy
Stranger: a gentleman...
Stranger: i guess i am.
You: You certainly are refined.
Stranger: am i?!
You: You speak and act in a very unique manner, even if it is just to tell me how you trolled a guy into thinking you were a girl with big tits.
Stranger: i... did
Stranger: you're quite right x)
You: But nonetheless, I tip my hat to you.
Stranger: i think long-winded is a better way of describing me lol
You: Go and sleep friend.
Stranger: yeah, going to do that
Stranger: my name's *****, just so you know who you're saying goodbye to
You: I'm Derek. And it was a pleasure.
Stranger: it was a pleasure talking to you! night derek!
You: Sleep tight!
Stranger: be strong and honest, don't give up your dreams
