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yes, yes they do. I mean, COD? They kill humans, using guns. Mario? Kills giant mushrooms, trurtles, bullets bigger than him, penguins, giant turtle dragons and occasionaly toad. Weapons? nah.

Something happens. It turns out to be nothing. You are tried for starting a public panic over the something that turned out to be nothing and end up in federal prison. I wish that 'District 9' had won Best Picture at the Oscars.

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I'm taking my wife out to dinner and doing ungodly amounts of math homework. I have an insane professor who has covered the entire syllabus in the first month of class. Read that as this is a graduate level class on Functional Analysis and we have covered well over 300 pages of dense math proofs. *attempts to shoot self but shaking coffee jitter saves life*

What. I have no idea, but you're a ninja, do it anyway.

Sorry, I wAs in a grumpy mood. I plussed two of your posts to make up for it.

I'm going to stay at home alone and drink whiskey.

I love the word dildo....so much fun to say....diiiiiiildoooooooo...

Did... did you just say 2 o' clock? *looks at clock* Ah, damn it. Oh well. I'm sure the moon is nice this time of year.

I'm running out of material. I suppose that could be interpreted as an innuendo. I Fail at life.

I would contribute to the thread, but I'd probably end up getting kicked out because I'm tactless when it comes to ultimate fun time, by which I mean sexual intercourse.

Valentines Day? Screw it. It's pancake day on the 16th. I will leave on that day and return as a new Pokemon! (Not literally, being Riolu is the winnage.)

would that be a European swallow or an east-Asian swallow?

(Think this was already posted)

The snowplow was a modified M1A2. It not only plowed the road, it created a new bypass. Through your house. I wish I had an M1A2 and the gas to run it. Best commute ever

At first I thought his "satchel" was a net. A net for SPACE CHEESE.

no, i think her dildo is broken... and if she uses it... that wont be the only thing broken...

Yet they worked when you typed a, n, and b right there.

Rare is a dirty girl.

Rare, your mind is broken.

How did the Hobo get on the base? Did someone forget to reset the Mustachiometer?

After looking at his hairline and nose I deduce his name is Killroy.

I DON'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!

I have snorted many things. Poison Powder, Stun Spore. You know, all the n00b ones the grass and poison send out.

*Gargles at Nostalgia*

RT: Not gonna eat eyes? Awwww. I prepped my special eye fork. It has Scooby Doo on it!

In Advanced French class, we have to read a book called "Kamo, L'agence Babel". It involves some kid who has to learn English and get a job in 3 months. Tough luck Kamo!

Here we go again with that bloody Farm game! (Nah, I'ma joke.) Karma should be given when deserved. Somebody will have said that won't they?

[Sad] I sing alone in my room [/Sad]

Girl Gamers are totally boss.

I like pointy things. Also, today it was sunny. Raaaarrgghhhhh!

What the hell are you waiting for?

I sure hope that the space hobo doesn't have a knife or it could be the end of Owl's life but only if Steve allows him to get to stabbin' but I don't think so, because they have some space babies to get to nabbin'.

I confess that I've been hesitant to + you for all but your best remarks lately (due to your astronomical {ha!} karma). However Brian Regan is one of my favorite commentian... er, comedians, AND I was reading Sheldon just before coming here. Therefore 'squeeee' has combined 3 of my favorite sources of funny, and pushed this comment out into the plus-o-sphere for me. Totally made my day.

Rare wrote:Rare is a dirty girl.

This kind of sums up everything we established as a community on the first forum.

Back on the ship, 2me swallowed some space-neurofen before sitting in his chair and spinning to command console. "Ok.. So.. This generation's version of team rocket tried to steal you? Dammit, I have no idea what is going on. I don't know, Pokémon today, when I was a kid we had Bulbasaur to Mew and liked it! Anyway.... We need to decide just where the hell we're going. Wait.. Wait..." 2me ran a few scans on the computer. "Just who in the name of the Gods is taking care of Lydia? Did we lose the godsdammed space baby?!"

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Rare wrote:Rare is a dirty girl.

This kind of sums up everything we established as a community on the first forum.

It pretty much sums up my whole life as well. P: