TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

You had one job, alarm! One job!

Tall, skinny person problem: I just stood up really quickly and went blind. Had to collapse on the floor for a minute before my sight came back.

I'm not very tall at all and I have that too, low blood pressure problem rather.

I've never had that issue, but sometimes I get headaches from to much blood rushing to my head when I get excited.

TTBM: So yesterday was prom for me.
Nothing majorly bad happened, but even now I'm still pretty down about it.

I had no date, due to me being too nervous to ask the one girl I knew for sure I had a shot with. This did not particularly perturb me, and at the actual event, I was having plenty of fun.

Then I met up with a girl who went practiced Kyukido with me. She hadn't been in class in a few months due to sorting out some personal issues, so it was a pleasure to see her. It turned out that she did not have a date either, so I danced with her for a couple of songs, while we both caught up with one another.

She was pretty to begin with, but yesterday night, she was gorgeous, and to be honest, I had fantasized about dancing with her before, so getting a slow dance in was pretty damn cool.

We broke off a little while later, when she went to the bathroom, and afterwards I hung out by her, working up the courage to ask her to dance as soon as another slower song came on. While I was waiting, I went to the bathroom.

I came back, and couldn't find her. Rather than be a sensible person and ask her friends where she had gone, I just sort of wandered aimlessly while looking for her, but couldn't find her for the rest of the event.

And from then, I've had a cloud hanging over my head on and off about how I shouldn't have gone to the bathroom, or how I should have asked her friends right away where she went, or I should have looked for her harder, or I should have just found other people to hang out with, or how I should just calm the fuck down because this isn't a big deal, or how God damn it you're such an indecisive shmuck you have no one to blame but yourself.

Currently, I just want to go to another dance, but that's not happening any time soon.

RT: Apparently, I'm being refused from doing the last part of a clinical experiment, stopping me from having a few hundred dollars more than what I'll get now...

Because my drug test came out as positive for cannabis

I've never taken drugs in my entire life, and I didn't hang out with anyone who took drugs.

What the flying fuck?!

Did they do a hair or a urine test?
Get them to do it again, mistakes happen all the time. If it comes up positive twice then that just means that you're dope, buddy.


EDIT: HURP DURP I DUN UNNERSTAN TEH RULE 'BOUT SIGNACHOORS

Urine. I asked them to do the test again, but they don't want to. They say that shit's final.

Wait.

I went to a Dairy Queen to enjoy a Blizzard last Saturday night.

Oh, goddamnit, some fucking retarded junkie piece of shit must have been there too.

Fuck him/them all to hell

hey everybody
someguy peed in a cup


I AM A BUTT

D-Munny wrote:TTBM: So yesterday was prom for me.
Nothing majorly bad happened, but even now I'm still pretty down about it.

I had no date, due to me being too nervous to ask the one girl I knew for sure I had a shot with. This did not particularly perturb me, and at the actual event, I was having plenty of fun.

Then I met up with a girl who went practiced Kyukido with me. She hadn't been in class in a few months due to sorting out some personal issues, so it was a pleasure to see her. It turned out that she did not have a date either, so I danced with her for a couple of songs, while we both caught up with one another.

She was pretty to begin with, but yesterday night, she was gorgeous, and to be honest, I had fantasized about dancing with her before, so getting a slow dance in was pretty damn cool.

We broke off a little while later, when she went to the bathroom, and afterwards I hung out by her, working up the courage to ask her to dance as soon as another slower song came on. While I was waiting, I went to the bathroom.

I came back, and couldn't find her. Rather than be a sensible person and ask her friends where she had gone, I just sort of wandered aimlessly while looking for her, but couldn't find her for the rest of the event.

And from then, I've had a cloud hanging over my head on and off about how I shouldn't have gone to the bathroom, or how I should have asked her friends right away where she went, or I should have looked for her harder, or I should have just found other people to hang out with, or how I should just calm the fuck down because this isn't a big deal, or how God damn it you're such an indecisive shmuck you have no one to blame but yourself.

Currently, I just want to go to another dance, but that's not happening any time soon.

I went to prom with a guy.....

Bigging like a shotroll wrote:Wait.

I went to a Dairy Queen to enjoy a Blizzard last Saturday night.

Oh, goddamnit, some fucking retarded junkie piece of shit must have been there too.

Fuck him/them all to hell

Unless someone was blowing weed smoke in your face - or the whole place was completely filled with smoke - it wouldn't make much difference.

might've been some other meds
pretty sure that pantoprazole (Somac, Protonix) can get you positive for THC

Tuomey wrote:

Bigging like a shotroll wrote:Wait.

I went to a Dairy Queen to enjoy a Blizzard last Saturday night.

Oh, goddamnit, some fucking retarded junkie piece of shit must have been there too.

Fuck him/them all to hell

Unless someone was blowing weed smoke in your face - or the whole place was completely filled with smoke - it wouldn't make much difference.

No, just found out that one of the neighbors of my uncle and aunt (where I'm staying for the moment) is smoking the stuff.

TTBM: Internet keep getting on and off for no reason. It's freakin annoying.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

TTBM: Took my AP Chemistry test today, pretty sure I bombed the free response half of it.
OHHH WELLL
Now to study for US History.

Same here, but psychology, not chem.

I just had my AP psych exam today too, and I'm pretty sure I made the multiple choice portion my bitch, the first free response question made me its bitch, and I had consensual sex with the second free response question.

The test results are in! You ARE the father! And you also got an A.

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TTBM: So, I had to get up early today, not such a big deal
Except my brain decided to torture me or derped or something by playing "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" over and over again in my head
It's been 10 hours
It's still going
Help

TTBM: Supposed to run about 6 km (about 4 miles, you silly dudes) tomorrow but i've got a bunch of very painful blisters... Crap.

Running TTBM: I sprinted about 800m (~0.5 miles) because it was raining today and nearly died. I should really stop driving everywhere and just ride my bike like I used to.

TTBM: I want to ride my bike but the tires need truing... D: