Favorite Member Quotes

Jonny wrote:Reading this conversation is like watching a train crash in slow motion. You know it's awful but that very quality just makes it mesmerising.

Bowen wrote:I'm willing to believe anything bad about the government.
That is, until they get the bloody fibre optic internet cabling installed where I live.
Then they could be shooting orphans and force feeding them to horrified vegans and I would not give a damn. I would protect the government to my dying breath. Because, y'know. Internet speed up.
I have my priorities right.

Derrick from Tinychat wrote:Jtari_2600: black magic
[2:36 PM] derrick: Clearly
[2:37 PM] derrick: Back during the days of segregation
[2:37 PM] derrick: They called it colored magic
[2:37 PM] derrick: And now all the bleeding heart politically correct jerks
[2:37 PM] derrick: Want to call it African-American magic

AJ wrote:You can razzle dazzle my fantazmadazzle

Holly wrote:EVERYTHING YOU BREAK TOUCHES

Holly wrote:You and I are the... hippets? hippets? hippets? hippets? hippets? hippets?

SQUIGGLES wrote:
This one's super chirpy hey
it's like

"wake up guys
time to jump in some puddles
get some drugs
like a whole backpack full of drugs"

and then it's a sudden stop and it's all

"???
why is there a corpse in my freezer"

JT_the_Ninja wrote:It's very much a compliment to say that Holly hits like a girl; females are very aggressive in her species. [ ]

Cube of Reason wrote:Wait, 4:1 that I start the next controversy? I avoid as much controversy as I can, just like those awful mormons. You know how they change their beliefs to avoid being put in a negative light.

With this post, I am baiting Someguy (sorry about that, pal) and betting 1 karma that this starts a controversy.

SQUIGGLES wrote:

Use for hentai or sexual acts voids the spell and the caster is bad and should feel bad if they think to use this spell for that purpose

OH COME ON

Bowen wrote:Really? You'd just let me take them? No struggle?
Gosh.
Thanks, that's going to be a massive problem avoided. You've really helped me out, mate.
I mean, wow, I though I'd have to brutally slaughter millions but you're just handing the kids over.
Wow, seriously man, this just... This is perfect. I owe you one.

Jonny wrote:Yeah, we're a Dinosaur Comics fansite now.

Gorgro wrote:Don't listen to anything Ohioraptor says, that fraud only wants your money (and possibly your bones as well)

ohgoddontreplaceme

SQUIGGLES wrote:SIMPLETON FINDS NOTHING ENTERTAINING
You wont have time to say anything to the Space Janitor. They call me "Quick Draw Simpleton" because I'm the fastest sword-thrower in the west. SWISH SWISH SWISH

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

IS IT A BIRD?

IS IT A PLANE?

IT'S MY SWORD BEING THROWN

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message sent from a mobile device
11-7-2012: 12:39:47am

Hollyღ wrote:Oh gosh, I love you.

Gorgro wrote:"I FARM LIONS, WHO'S GAY NOW?!"
"You are, sir."
"DAMN RIGHT I AM."

Ziggles wrote:It's like drinking tea flavored with happiness.

Tasha the Silly Panda wrote:I'm a panda, I'm fluffy, not fat.

Holly wrote:WE ARE ALL NIGGER CUNTS SASHA

Gorgro wrote:bro do you even wwi?

Tasha the Silly Panda wrote: THREE WINKIES IS TOO MANY WINKIES