Favorite Member Quotes

Gorgro wrote:"I have a headache."
"Chop it off and replace it."

That's how that conversation just went.

Gorgro wrote:You people speak of hairyness as if it's a bad thing. We're men, dammit!

D-Munny wrote:We're looking for adorability, not class, you silly raptor.

SQUIGGLES wrote:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY MY STUFF, SOCIETY????
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH POCKET SPACE BECAUSE YOU KEEP TELLING ME TO WEAR TIGHTER JEANS

SQUIGGLES wrote:SOMEGUY I AM SENDING YOU FURRY PORN

Me wrote:WHAT

WHY

NO

Shooting like a BigRoll wrote:

Ziggy the Parabolic wrote:Why the hells didn't you people want to go to prom? Prom is FUN.

You has to ask a girls. Girls is scary.

Samiam wrote:I'm never on the same page as everyone around me and I don't think I ever will be.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:

Lady Stardust wrote:Consider yourself lucky.

CONSIDERING WHAT THREAD THIS IS IM TAKING THAT AS A COME-ON.

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Semi's white? I thought he was punctuasian...[]

SQUIGGLES wrote:That is literally the worst joke I have ever read. It is almost not even a joke. It is something I expect alphabet soup to spell out.

• My propaganda is bad and I should feel bad.

• I'm only trying to make our Glorious Leader look bad. - Semi

• Shrimp on the barbie.

• Vote semi off the island today!

• Semi is suck. Seriously, like, all of it.

• I liek turtles.

• Signatures suck nearly as much as I do. - Semi

• Redundancy!

• And that's terrible.

• And clowns, don't forget the clowns.

• Really big clowns.

• Really big spiders.

• I like clowns. - Semi

• Signatures are disabled, I don't know why I keep doing this.

Rare wrote:List of Gorgro's Edits on Sasha's Signatures;

• My propaganda is bad and I should feel bad.

• I'm only trying to make our Glorious Leader look bad. - Semi

• Shrimp on the barbie.

• Vote semi off the island today!

• Semi is suck. Seriously, like, all of it.

• I liek turtles.

• Signatures suck nearly as much as I do. - Semi

• Redundancy!

• And that's terrible.

• And clowns, don't forget the clowns.

• Really big clowns.

• Really big spiders.

• I like clowns. - Semi

• Signatures are disabled, I don't know why I keep doing this.

Me wrote:I don't know how to feel about this discussion that went from the story of a woman leaving an abusive boyfriend to clothes and pockets.

D-Munny wrote:The second treehouse
A refugee camp for us
Ragtag misfit kids

Tuomey wrote:Rage, anger, hatred.
The fuck is wrong with the world?
Entire team is dicks!

Tacoline wrote:yay i won a cute little dinosuar!

G☺rgr☻ wrote:Eating things is just how I survive. I can't help it if the wildlife happens to wander into my territory, make an account and hang around for months.

SQUIGGLES wrote:How do bridal showers work?
I was going to wait until I became a bride to find out, but this is easier.

Rare wrote:Okay. The bride and her bridesmaids all get into this really huge shower, and they wait to see who can stay in the longest without feeling awkward. The winner gets cake and all the presents.

SQUIGGLES wrote:I am imagining that there is a single bar of soap and you all have to wrestle for it.

Jonny wrote:While giggling and throwing water over each other's tops?

SQUIGGLES wrote:No, over each other's ankles.

Jonny wrote:WHOA WHOA WHOA.

SQUIGGLES wrote:OH GOSH S3MICOLON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Whoa, you can't just mention ankles in a forum like this, with kids around!☻

G☺rgr☻ wrote:Dammit. I see you all online out there, even the invisible people, because of my admin vision, but some of you aren't posting. RESPECT THE NEW SYSTEM

Seriously, I'll have so many posts guys, I will have all the posts.

G☺rgr☻ wrote:RT: I just noticed that in skype has an option to put a status update. I don't know what it says in English, but in Dutch it says something along the lines of "Tell your friends what you're up to". This feels like entrapment. Sure now it's "what are you up to?", but soon it's "where did you hide the body?" and "oh god I've never seen so much blood!". Well I won't fall for it, Skype!

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Mew must you always keep finding creative ways to stifle my brackets? [ ]

Me wrote:You know, I'm not really a strategic expert, but I think posting your secret plan online is a terrible idea.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to create a diversion so I can sneak a bomb into Rare's hive

Cube wrote:I thought Sasha was a chick until a few days ago. Yes really.

Packie wrote:RT: I shouldn't have shaven yesterday. I got mistaken for a girl at least twice today...

Me wrote:Who's the chick?

Cube wrote:I don't know, I think she's new here.

Jonny wrote:Why does the emergency bunker have the Aperture Science logo on the door?

Gorgro wrote:Fashion statement. Now stop asking so many questions.

D-Munny wrote:

someguy3657 wrote:Tacoline as Glados in a Portal game?

The games would be exactly the same, except all of TaCO's actions would be purely accidental. She didn't know the neurotoxins were toxic! No one could have predicted that!

Ziggles wrote:Haha! 'Here, I'll call your parents *click* "Hello this is Silf and Torg's Pizza Palace-" *click* Huh, wrong number. Oh sorry. Did you want to order something? I'll go halfsies on a pepperoni and sausage.'

Tacoline wrote:

Rare wrote:

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Haha! 'Here, I'll call your parents *click* "Hello this is Silf and Torg's Pizza Palace-" *click* Huh, wrong number. Oh sorry. Did you want to order something? I'll go halfsies on a pepperoni and sausage.'

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. But you know what can? CLOWNS. CLOWNS CAN. Enjoy the next test!"

next test:
the enrichment center is stupid and incredibly un-enriching and regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible... but you know what isnt impossible?
KILLING THE CLOWNS! destroy them before they destroy you!
but yeah, this test is impossible n stuff... what were we doing?

Me wrote:''Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, olympians: you're here because we want the best and you are it. So, who is ready to make some science? Now you already met one another on the Limo ride over so let me introduce myself. Im Cave Johnson, I own the place. That eager voice you heard is the lovely Tacoline, my assistant. Rest assured she has transfered your honorarium to the charitable organisation of your choice, isn't that right Tacoline?''

''I liek cake!''

''Ha ha, yes you do. She's the backbone of this facility, pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married - to science!''

''Yaaaaaaay!''

SQUIGGLES wrote:I've heard this "Friend Zone" thing is quite popular with the ladies?
Dew, I think you should try and aim for it. You have what it takes! I believe in you!

Cube wrote:STAB HER

STAB HER WITH A KNIFE

A BIG KNIFE

Jonny wrote:Cube I think you're having a different conversation to the rest of us.

D-Munny wrote:"YO CHARLIE!"
"WHAT UP DREW, MY MANN?"
"YOU WANNA GO GET HAMMERED AT THE TRUCKHOUSE TONIGHT?"
"NAWW MANN, I HEARD RAWR WAS GONNA BE THERE."
"BRO YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT. SO IT WAS A BAD BREAK UP AND SHE TRIED TO STAB YOU. SAMMY COLOGNE WILL BE THERE. THAT SUCKA WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A DOLLA."
"BRO ARE YOU GAY?"
"SOMETIMES."

*The Truckhouse will be right back after these messages*

Me wrote:Anyone remember when Sarcasmic always read Rare's thread as "anyone remember this thread"?