It Made My Day

And Mussolini improved Italy's infrastructure and Hitler turned Germany into a powerhouse, does one action excuse all others? Do the ends justify the means?

Think for yourself, Bowen; don't let the tyrant tell you what to think.

I'll do what I want. If I want a godlike dinosaur to tell me how to think, I will.
Besides, you backstabbed me. That's not very trustworthy.
If you (somehow) got into power, what's stopping you from backstabbing us all? For all we know, we could be forced to melt candles into our ears. Eat steak without salt. All sorts of horrible things.
Why should we trust you?

Every time Semicolon has been nominated to a position of power he has become the avatar of responsibility and trustworthiness. There are more facets of Semicolon than can be counted and Semicolon shows that which he thinks the people will most respond to.

However, Bowen, you are correct. One should not blindly trust someone in a powerful position, they are prone to corruption, as the tyrant has proved.

Yes, the ends justify the means.

Gorgro is our leader. Gorgro has always been our leader. Gorgro will always be our leader until Rare kills him and takes over.


Then Rare will be our leader.


Semicolon will be our leader if everyone else dies. He gets to watch our bones.

He's probably set them up in weird positions and pretend we're still alive.

Besides, Belgians make great leaders...



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IMMD: Yet another Cracked column that really resonates with me! It's realistic but not pessimistic, and that just gets me, man.

IMMDSOHARD: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

This.

This is hilarious.

IMMD: So there was a discussion between a Fox News anchor and the governor of New Jersey regarding Hurricane Sandy and President Obama providing aid to people affected by the storm, and the anchor asks if Mitt Romney would be doing the same.

The New Jersey Governor's response was “I have no idea, nor am I the least bit concerned or interested. I’ve got a job to do here in New Jersey that’s much bigger than presidential politics and I could [sic] care less about any of that stuff. I have a job to do, I’ve got 2.4 million people out of power, I’ve got devastation on the shore, I’ve got floods in the northern part of my state. If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics then you don’t know me.”

Huh.

Well good for you New Jersey.

The only thing that would be good for New Jersey is disinfectant





and by "disinfectant" I mean "atomic bomb"

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I liek turtles.

IMMWeekend: Where to begin?

First of all, We drove up the the Kalahari Resort in Wisconsin Dells. This was due to the fact that every year, the whole American Kyukido Federation has a big graduation ceremony every year for students who are promoting to First Dan and beyond.
On Saturday, my family and I went through the test, and once that was over, I offically became a Second Dan Black Belt in Kyukido.
Now, the thing about the Black belt graduation for us is that it's like the Olympics. The opening ceremony is very formal and proper, but when everything is wrapping up, it's all just entertainment.
Since our style is Korean, this involved Gangnam Style, and it was asked that anyone who knew the dance come up to the front of the big convention room in front of everybody to Show it off.

So of course, this meant that I, along with a group of others, started dancing to Gangnam SDtyle in front of the Grandmaster/Founder, and all of the other Masters, as well as everybody who was testing and in the audience.

Later that night, we were hanging out in the hotel room of some friends of ours who also tested, and the topic of muscles came up. This of course, led to people talking about how well I do push ups, and ended up with me having to take my shirt off and show off my chiseled back and shoulders. Flexing was involved.

Overall weekend was 10/10. Would bang again.

Dewmann wrote:

Later that night, we were hanging out in the hotel room of some friends of ours who also tested, and the topic of muscles came up. This of course, led to people talking about how well I do push ups, and ended up with me having to take my shirt off and show off my chiseled back and shoulders. Flexing was involved.

Overall weekend was 10/10. Would bang again.

That sounds wonderful.


Now, about this whole "You not being gay" thing...

IMMD: I met an old friend of mine today. We ended up hanging out over x-box live

Top Hat Zebra wrote:

Dewmann wrote:

Later that night, we were hanging out in the hotel room of some friends of ours who also tested, and the topic of muscles came up. This of course, led to people talking about how well I do push ups, and ended up with me having to take my shirt off and show off my chiseled back and shoulders. Flexing was involved.

Overall weekend was 10/10. Would bang again.

That sounds wonderful.


Now, about this whole "You not being gay" thing...

Those friends were females. All females.

Dewmann wrote:

Top Hat Zebra wrote:

Dewmann wrote:

Later that night, we were hanging out in the hotel room of some friends of ours who also tested, and the topic of muscles came up. This of course, led to people talking about how well I do push ups, and ended up with me having to take my shirt off and show off my chiseled back and shoulders. Flexing was involved.

Overall weekend was 10/10. Would bang again.

That sounds wonderful.


Now, about this whole "You not being gay" thing...

Those friends were females. All females.

Hmm...

That might help, a little. Unless you were doing girl things.

Giving each other facials is a girly thing

or is it?????????????????????

It depends...

If the girls were naked while you were giving each other facials, then WIN for you!
Otherwise, consider the possibility of being gay.

If you are in doubt about your sexuality, take this quick, easy and 100% accurate Gay Test, for realz. http://www.gay-test.com/

I'm only 38% gay, apparently. Well, that settles it. To Hooters!

You are 33% gay
You're the kind of guy that likes chicks, but takes a peek in the lockeroom as well... right?

JONNY YOU ARE MORE GAY
YOU ARE THE GAY DOMINATOR
THE DOMIGAYTOR





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27%, Jonny is still in the lead for gayest treehouse member so far.

Jonny wrote:I'm only 38% gay, apparently. Well, that settles it. To Hooters!

No, no, it means you are 38% of THE gay.

All of it. Ever.

Hey Gorgro
Since we are both less gay than a gay guy
therefore being not gay
do you want to practise kissing w/me???
it wouldnt be gay because we have both proved our not gayness

25%.
So far I am the least gay person to take this test.
Where are your jokes about me now guys?

Sorry, that's only for people who are 30% or gayer. Let me point you in the direction of Dewmann, who has already expressed an interest in that sort of thing.

Also Dew, I think you tried to get the least gay score possible but just couldn't control your instincts on a quarter of the questions.