TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

TTBM: I can't seem to think clear today

TTBM: Massive pain in my neck all yesterday and today...going to the chiropractor this evening to see if I can't get that straightened out...[]

You shouldn't talk about Zebra like that.

HEY THAT JOKE WASN'T ABOUT ME

YES

YES

I AM MOVING UP IN THE WORLD

Jonny wrote:You shouldn't talk about Zebra like that.

No, no. He's just getting old, Jonny. That's what happens to old people. Their bodies stop working.

They get.... Vulnerable.

Vulnerable? I got your vulnerable right 'ere...you think you're better'n me? []

TTBM: Dunno how but I managed to get a cold......

you got sick to huh?

TTBM: So, Lance Armtstrong is losing all his Tour De France titles and being banned from cycling for life.


Now, to be perfectly honest, I don't really care about cycling, like, at all. But this man has worked his entire life, including beating cancer to win these titles. And he is losing them on drug charges. He's been fighting them for years, apparently, but he just decided to give up, because it was impacting his personal life. So the USADA is taking that as an admission of guilt.

I don't honestly know if he's guilty. But he has passed hundreds of drug tests throughout his life, where as the USADA refuses to actually give any evidence for the charges.

Dumb bastards. One of the truest heroes I can think of, and they deprive him of his pedestal? 7 titles and he finally loses them over a stupid drug charge.

This has been posted before, but I think it belongs here too

TTBM: Neil Armstrong dying. He was the embodiment of one of man's greatest achievements.

Indeed. Not a good week to be an Armstrong, it seems...[]

I believe he's dead, now.

Sigh.

My dad woke me up saying "LANCE ARMSTRONG IS DEAD" and I was like, "Whoa, what?" and he was like, "Yeah, crazy."


My dad isn't the brightest.

Well there you go...and Stretch Armstrong hasn't been seen since the late 90s...[]

TTBM: Well, two kittens went to the big farm upstate today. That's not a metaphor, we gave two of them to one of my dad's co workers who needed some mousers for her farm. I think they'll like it there, but it's still sad to see them go.

TTBM: IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT AND I HAVE TO WORK ON A SPEECH TO SAY IN A FEW SHORT HOURS.

YET HERE I AM, GOOFING OFF ON TREEHOUSE.

DAMN IT YOU GUYS WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTING

Work on your damn speech or I will take away your privileges to wear that Judo uniform. You shouldn't even be wearing it. You don't Judo. You Judon't.

MY SUNGLASSES GIVE ME JUDONESS

BUT FINE I MUST WORK

TTBM: I don't really know if this is a ttbm, but since I usually post about my parents here, I'll just put this here too. It seems that they're arguing has reached a sort of metastability, and I think things are about to either get much better or get much worse.

Either the worst is over, or it's the calm before the storm.


Or, rather, the calm in the middle of the storm. So, I guess, it's the Eye of the Storm.

No working on campaign speeches for you, mister...do one THOUSAND push-ups! []

TTBM: So this one girl I know complains that male politicans don't have the right to talk about how they would handle things like abortion because they're men, and they have "no idea what they're talking about," because they will "never have the experience of an unplanned pregnancy, being unable to care for the baby or a Snuggle kittens with (that can result in pregnancy." And that "women have these rights, like abortion, because [they] have the ability to choose what [they] want for [their] lives."

Dafuq?

Wait, isn't that sexism? []

Dewmann wrote:TTBM: So this one girl I know complains that male politicans don't have the right to talk about how they would handle things like abortion because they're men, and they have "no idea what they're talking about," because they will "never have the experience of an unplanned pregnancy, being unable to care for the baby or a Snuggle kittens with (that can result in pregnancy." And that "women have these rights, like abortion, because [they] have the ability to choose what [they] want for [their] lives."

Dafuq?

I get what she's trying to say, but it just sounds like a convoluted and somewhat misguided way to say she's pro choice. (That's the correct term, right?)

That's not important right now. What IS important is why Gorgro is a floating moustache.