"Y'ello."
"Dude, you should check out the Cult."
"For the last time Cthulhu, I'm Christain. I'm going to find you and throw a crusifix at you if you don't stop bugging me."
"Do you really think that some stupid cross will hurt me?"
"Are you a demon?"
"...yeah, kinda."
"Case in point. Bug off."
beep
"Dude, you should check out the Cult."
"For the last time Cthulhu, I'm Christain. I'm going to find you and throw a crusifix at you if you don't stop bugging me."
"Do you really think that some stupid cross will hurt me?"
"Are you a demon?"
"...yeah, kinda."
"Case in point. Bug off."
beep