WOAHHOLD ONBACK THE FUN BUS RIGHT THE FUCK UPWHAT IS THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER SAILING ON THE OCEAN BLUE?
ARE THOSE.. GODDAMN JETS?
THAT’S RIGHT YOU PUSSYWHIPPED LITTLE BITCH THIS IS THE
USS ENTERPRISEIT DISPLACES 94,781 TONS OF SHEER TERROR IN EVERY OCEAN ON EARTH BECAUSE
GUESS THE FUCK WHAT, IT’S POWERED BY THE PANTS SHITTINGLY INSANE CONCEPT OF
NUCLEAR FISSIONIF A TERRORIST FARTS IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF
FREEDOM AND THE
AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE ANYWHERE ON
GOD’S GREEN EARTH THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER IS READY TO LAUNCH 70 AIRCRAFT TO BOMB THEIR SHIT BACK TO THE STONE AGE
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING HERE IT CARRIES JETS, THE ONLY VEHICLE MANLY ENOUGH TO BE FLOWN BY JET PILOTS IT CARRIES 70 SHRIEKING METAL HELLBEASTS OF THE SKY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD READY TO FUCK UP YOUR DAYTHE USS
GODDAMN
ENTERPRISE
“A SHITCOCKING MILLION”/10