Welcome! (old thread)

....Lesbians are gay.

Why, gentle sirs, I also quite enjoy the sight of attractive naked females!
What a bond we share!

Ziggy Stardust wrote:....Lesbians are gay.

I mean, he's a gay guy, who is a lesbian.

Thus, he likes females.

I just noticed, Semi..... Are you from Australia?

Indeed, I am. Victoria, Australia. Why do you ask?

Bowen is Australian. Not sure which bit, though.
@Top Hat: That is the stupidest thing. Lesbians = homosexual women. I can see where you'd think a double-negative would help you out here, but good god, man.
Naked ladypeople are pretty great, 'tis true.

And you arent dead? Holy Bejebus! Thats TWO people from Australia on these forums who arent dead!

Oh, they're all slightly afraid of Australia and it's wildlife.
Many seemed convinced Australia is simply where nature tested it's super creatures of death so it could destroy all humans.
Y'know.
Like every other sane human thinks.

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Bowen is Australian. Not sure which bit, though.
@Top Hat: That is the stupidest thing. Lesbians = homosexual women. I can see where you'd think a double-negative would help you out here, but good god, man.
Naked ladypeople are pretty great, 'tis true.

Dewmman is a man.
Dewman decided to become gay, and calls himself a gay man.
However, he does not like men. He likes women.
So, while still being a gay man, he sleeps with women.
Thus, lesbian. Not a straight guy.

(/humor/)

Oh, I'm not dead, but I have to tape myself to the roof so I don't fall away from the Earth -you know, because gravity.
Also: drop bears, vegemite, CRIKEY, that's not a knife, shrimp on the barbie, kangaroo.

Did I cover everything? I feel like I'm missing something...

Baby eating dingoes? You could have fit that in there somewhere.

The rotary clothesline? We seem proud of that.
Yes. Australian invented the Rotary clothesline.

The.... what?

Google is your friend.

Oh. Thats the thing my friends and I used to pretend was a satellite!

I have seen that before.

(That was humor, by the way.)

Oh! Also, it's really hot here. Everyone is on fire all of the time. Even our oceans are on fire.

While I didnt know that, I expected that it was so.

I know it's a bit late from me, but welcome, Semicolon!

So many new people...

Is that bad?

NOPE! Now Im not the new guy anymore!

Welcome, Small Intestine...that is, Semicolon...

I hope you've read up on your homework, but even if you haven't you should survive...until the bees get you.

Also, you needn't fear the ninja, nor the wind, the sun or the rain...unless you're a pirate or a futon...or a vampire...or a herring...or you cross me...[]

Hello semicolon (we need to make a shorter version of that, would you prefer semi or colon?). Sorry for my late response (and for my overall absence, I am on holiday ad the place I'm staying has quite a bad internet connection), but welcome.

As you probably have seen by now, we can sometimes be quite a strange bunch, so I hope you are the right amount of crazy to survive here

Hey! Thanks!

How about ";"? Although I suppose "Colon" is more fun.
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose; I don't mind.

Bowen wrote:Oh, they're all slightly afraid of Australia and it's wildlife.
Many seemed convinced Australia is simply where nature tested it's super creatures of death so it could destroy all humans.
Y'know.
Like every other sane human thinks.

I think it's fasinating! So many creatures, so many ways for them to kill you...
I'd love to do some hands-on research on those creatures.
With adiquit protection of course. And with a few "volintiers."

Welcome Semicolon!

Let me introduce myself: I am AwesomeMedic, the medic here. YOU BETTER DON'T LIKE CLOWN! sorry, it happen sometimes, but not often. (I'm not THAT crazy...) Here is your gift for joining! Be sure to keep it in a safe place because you shall need it one day.