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Speaking of cats and Rare, are you trying to spy on me with Cat Agents, Rare?
There are cats everywhere.... As soon as we adobt a feral cat, or take one to an animal shelter... More appear in it's place....
And the cats always seem to just watch us.... Never anything...but watch.. With their never blinking, cold, calculating eyes....

Bowen.

It is time. You know what to do.

Swear allegiance to the Beecat Army?
That's the only way I can see myself surviving this ordeal....

Wha-? No! What everyone planned out carefully in Rare's back? You know, the plan to take her down and-

Err, nvm, forget what I just wrote.

Well, Gorgro's army hired some of my best cat agents to infiltrate your Australian homebase at the time being, and this alliance is purely temporarily as we are still figuring out statistics and all that other good fun. But because you are CLEARLY not planning to revolt against my reign, than I guess I can call my agents back so don't worry about putting up defenses tonight!

Besides, half of those agents are probably poisoned and twice past dead by now, due to the deadly venom of an octopus/spider/koala bear

Y'know in CnC3 when you go to australia?
Your infantry should start dying due to bugs
It would've been hilarious

I always have to think about the Wrath of the Lich King trailer when I think of anyone going to Australia.

"Young heroes... I was once like you. You have come to this place seeking to bring judgement upon the damned. You will venture deep into forgotten lands. You will see wonders beyond imagining. But be warned. The land itself will rise up against you. Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage. Sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls... in the end, all that awaits you is death."

Well, we do have a wide variety of overly venomous beasties/plants/landscapes/weather/everything else..... which is why I feel it is vital I create a weapon to launch certain plants and animals.
The blue ringed octopus, for example...
Perhaps the box jellyfish....
And of course, enraged (what other kind do we have?) Funnel Web Spiders....

Don't you also have the Irukandji Jellyfish? The one that has a rarely fatal sting, but being stung by it causes people to go through such immensely agonizing pain that, even if they're unconscious and doped up on a whole bunch of painkillers, have still been known to scream and beg for someone to kill them to end their suffering?

Isn't that description accurate for about 80% of all the Australian wildlife?

Yes, but the Irukandji rarely kills. It only causes pain.

Well, actually... Aparently that happens with Box Jellyfish too.. It's desrcibed one of the most if not THE most agonising pain in the world.
Just Rumours, though, I'm not sure if it's true...

So wait, where'd SB8 go? Anyone seen him? []

Yes - he's taking a hiatus from the forum - it's nothing serious and we he sends his love and regards :3

well there u go. []

I think we should just send Jonny to go get him.

I approve of this plan! Seaponies, to the dry dock!

A horde of Horsea? A squad of Seadra? Fascinating...[]

Seadras are the goddamn honey badgers of the ocean after Garydos' and actual honey badgers.

Alright, It's a plan! Jonny goes after Esbby because there is no way in hell I am getting near the water. [Hides] Good luck!

Jonny why are you going in the water if you're on the same landmass?

Well, it's very straightforward! You see...

Er.

WHY MUST YOU POKE HOLES IN MY LOGIC *sprays with water*

Water?
Oh noes not water on the electric type

*thundershock*

Pokemon Battle? [Uses Psychic]