What the...? How the...?

OK. I finally got the bag off my head, and I found my way out of the desert. I even found my missing shoe I swear, that's the last time I try peeking at the cards of a Russian poker player.

But anyway, what'd I miss?

THE ALMIGHTY DUCK IS BACK!

The trick is that you gotta out Jujitsu their Sambo. Or at least effectively counter it with some Muay Thai or Hapkido.

Welcome back Commissioner!

WELCOME BACK DUCKY!
I've got a kiddie pool I can set up in the backyard if you need some water to cutely swim around in.

Messernacht wrote:But anyway, what'd I miss?

I saw you've been gone for a good year at least, you have missed EVERYTHING. Do you even remember me? I used to be Tasha, the lego Beatles girl, but I am now a panda. I've properly returned to the forum this year.

Allow me to enlighten you in the happenings of the Treehouse. Ahem, ahem. *Opens scroll*

►A lot of us have been chatting to each other directly here (password: spacebabies42), there's even videochatting. We've got to know some of the members a lot better, I've even learned some things I didn't want to know. (Dewmanneatsbananasfartoosexually.)

►Dewmann is apparently a caramel coated dude with a golden voice, and a crippling allergy to wearing shirts on cam.*

►Ziggy's real name is Skye, and she's totes awesome and is dating Dew, and she hopes to one day meet him and try bondage with him.

►Semicolon is actually called Sasha and is the coolest guy ever, and also my bestie. He, katls (if you remember kat-kat!) and Holly (Rare, our glorious Queen bee, you can't have forgotten her) have taken some time off from the forum though. We wish them all the best and hope to see them back when they can!

►Gorgro hasn't eaten anyone for a few months. Everybody give him a cheer! We also found out on Tinychat he's secretly not a raptor, but a human guy (and a very handsome one at that) and we are now dating in real life, the real shizz.*²

►Awesomemedic, AKA Stef, is a crazy scientist and we are all worried about him but love him nonethless. He's also planning to maybe come to Belgium and visit me and my waffles, whoop whoop.

►JT is a ninja and doesn't afraid of anything. (Except loooove, he is terrified of love. LET US LOVE YOU.) He's also very hairy all over (as I've sadly seen - that chest, so hairy), except for on the top of his head, which is why he wears a totes stylish (not Hipster-wannabe as he'll tell you) fedora to hide it.

►Taco is a crazy robot as always, but I will never forget that time we somehow tried to mudwrestle sexily during Dungeon Defenders.

►Charles, AKA Someguy, is actually Jabba the Hutt.*³

Notes and photographic evidence to my claims:

That's all I could think of at the first moment, plenty more happened, couldn't possibly tell all.
For more information, mail me at Tashaknowsallthegossip@nonotreallyI'mjustsilly.com.

True story: the giant rubber duck is currently in Pittsbugh...hey Mess! [ ]

"I will never forget that time we somehow tried to mudwrestle sexily during Dungeon Defenders."

Well, that's going in the Member Quotes thread.

Also, hi Mess! Good to have you back!

(Alsoalso, since when are Treehouse members dating? What the actual?)

Jonny wrote:(Alsoalso, since when are Treehouse members dating? What the actual?)

WE ARE THE ONLY ONES DOING IT IN REAL LIFE, WE ARE THE OTP. PROPHECIES HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT US.
WE ARE GLORIOUS.
WE ARE SEXY.
JOIN US.
(Wait no that would be a threesome)

RAPTOR X PANDA GO GO GO.

(I'm actually only dating Gorgro because he has a nice stubbly beard. I'm in love with the beard, I tolerate the Gorgro.)

That's been going on for 3 months already, keep up Jonny! Also welcome back Mess!

Oh my God, nobody tells me anything anymore *runs off crying*

We never sent out a memo, everything kinda happened on Tinychat, thought you'd picked up on all the sexy vibes too! (So so sexy.)

Check up on our (creepily well-documented) first time on Tinychat together here and also here :3

It's only well-documented because you gathered everyone together, Tasha-Tash! It was a memorable occasion. The squees are still echoing in my backyard.
And yeah, the dating... I think we mentioned it one or two times, before? It's mushy stuff, you wouldn't care to hear it.

MESSERNACHT! How have you been good buddy? Still advancing your learningness? Surely by now all there is of military science thunders in your head.

I'm jealous I'm not around enough to catch up with you guys. I still stalk you all occasionally though

Dammit AJ, how many times! You'd be caught up in 15 minutes if you ever came on Tinychat in the evenings :O
I'll get you in there one day. Easy or hard way, your choice (both involve Rocky Rohypnol though).

Hey, that's my ice cream name! Trademark thief!

I am proud of my title of Jabba

HAHAHA
MUD WRESTLING 

i still think that the gorgro on the video is a clever disguise, i mean c'mon guys! he's a raptor! raptors are by definition clever!

Blimey, is that my own little ice cream van in Gary's Mod?!