sports sports sports

this is the thread for sports
"but sasha we hate sports"
shut up pussies this is jock territory

Is mayonnaise a sport? [ ]

mayonnaise is a condiment

close, though

Is walking a sport?
The Olympics told me it was. I thought they were lying, but then James Bond fell out of the sky carrying an old sack of wrinkles made out of skin, that, as it turned out, was royalty for the local area and it said that it supported the Olympics, so maybe walking IS a sport.
Please help, I need confirmation.

Hello, my name is Tasha and I do not follow any professional sports. Unless maybe those fancy gymnastics on a Sunday afternoon when nothing else is on.

For myself, I like bike-riding? Someone come ride bikes with me :3
I like walking in fancy nature areas, sometimes with dog, sometimes without dog.
I like running but only about 4 times a year when the weather is just right and someone drives me to the park. I try okay.

EDIT: OH OH I FORGOT ABOUT SWIMMING. Swimming is so much fun I forgot it was still a sport. Swimming in lakes/pools/oceans yes yes yes let's all go swimming together.

walking is nice
swimming is nice
martial arts are nice

I barrack for Essendon Football Club
http://www.essendonfc.com.au/team/ladder
we broke the rules and doped a bunch of our players
and as you can see we were disqualified from the finals this season despite our right to play in them

fucking technicalities

I used to play field hockey
That's FIELD hockey you ice hockey neanderthals
I was a wing
I was good at it
Not great but good
I was only really in for one season but you know I really think I might get back into it

Is martial arts a sport? [ ]

martial arts is a mayonnaise

close, though

Well there's me with egg on my face. [ ]