Rap Battle

I here do initiate
rhythmic hate

The name's Project S and I must confess,
I'm nothing less than the goddamn best.
"This kid's a nutter" you fucking mutter
no shit I'll set your heart a-flutter
melt you down like butter
oh and also
you're toast

My style and flow is the ultimate dope,
you'll be left roast, don't hold on hope,
coast-to-coast people named me Pope,
because i'm so bloody wack-
I'll leave your ego deader than Tupac.

My rhymes will leave you in stitches,
Completely shit on your britches,
Come at me, bitches.

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

SOMEGUY, OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Me wrote:ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

SOMEGUY, OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

i can't top that crap

Derrick will have the advantage to his because hes

Spoiler:

Project S, please you ain't nothin' more
Than a kid who found a mic from on the floor
You  just gonna sit there and act superior
With a supafly adonis-like hunky exterior
Nevermindin' the true master in the house
Who's about to pull up your metaphorical blouse

Unh, Check check it

Yeah fool, step off, It's D-Munny's turn
Prepare some aloe vera for the ultimate burn
You messin' with the best, well I'd hate to be you
Because for the rippin' Imma give you, we'll need a lot of glue
I've seen some shit, and frankly when it comes to feces
You amount to less than what is excreted by most species

Yeah, I'm a Renaissance man, I can do it all
Ace of all trades, you better get on the ball
I'll admit, that subtraction can be pretty confusing
But that's only because I know that I'm never losing
And just because, I can, here's the word orange
Fun fact, Eminem can rhyme that shit with door hinge

Yeah, Midwest side y'all. I'm outie.

Drops Mic

I can breath fire
So taste my flamethrower
BITCH!

pulls out flamethrower

Oh, it's D-Munny, he might seem sweeter than honey,
but his brain's all runny, tongue's runnin' funny,
so, sonny, you think shit's funny?
"D-Munny"? Better change that to "Dunny".

You've got no pacin'; it feels like you're racin'
"raps most amazin'", that the trophy you're chasin'?
let me save you some time: it's always mine,
'cause i'm fuckin' divine, out of five i'm a nine;
have i gone over the line? you better not start cryin'

You've been checked, you've been wrecked, what's coming next?
I know your address, maybe non-consensual sex ♥

Oh so we gonna rhyme every line, that how it works?
say 'em that fast like how your girl twerks (for me, haha)?
That's cool I ain't ever been the one who shirks
nor one to ever lurk
Avoiding challenges like I do Megaton after conversing with Burk

Oh I work too fast for you? I'll slow it down
So you can keep up with me as I drag you around town
Give you the runaround, as you make a pathetic sound
"D-Munny cool it!" Hah, quit being a clown

I may not have been doing this for long
But already it sounds like the same old song
Hit every beat like from a bong, Nothing ever goes wrong
I'll wear you out like a Southeast Asian wears a sarong

Just face it, I'm the best, it comes naturally
You're divine? Well then I got no problem with blasphemy
Standin' up to it all, never taking a fall
Off the wall, never blinking like one of grandma's dolls

Oh so you coming over? Well maybe you aren't so hated
Because I can always appreciate getting fellated ♥♥♥

D-Munny wrote:
"D-Munny cool it!" Hah, quit being a clown

horry sheeet
who do i kill!

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