Thou'rt banned! []

State thee why 'tis that yon poster above ye shalt be banned. Forget not to use polite language and Shakespearean syntax, forsooth.

This varlet, 'tis banned, for a doth not exist! []

You are ban for silly western syntax not pertaining to superior language of Glorious Motherland.

Avaunt, yon villain! Art banned for thy heathen manner of speaking! []

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, but ye be banned.

The crocoduck doth protest too much, methinks.

THOU ART BANNED!

Scandalous wretch! Be ye banned for thy subtly animated avatar! []

There be no reason for me to ban you.
But it were as easy for me to say there is no reason I should not ban you, THOU'RT BANNED

Thou dwell'st in a place reserved for yon trolles, beneath a bridge...thou'rt banned for such! []

thou is 'st in the water closet... 'st so thou art bannificated!

Thou arn't one to use thou water closet? thou are thus bannethed!

Thou hast misused capitalization! Be thou banned! []

You're banned for speaking funny.

Thou'rt banned for not speketh the proper linguistics!

Thou art banned for defying Lady Science and typing without digits.

Thou art banned because thou smellst funny, and because thy mother dresseth thee most Frenchly. []

Gentlemen, you are all banned for using a polite, yet out of date vocabulary.
Good God, we're in the 21st century here!

Banned because "gentlemen" is gender exclusive.

Banned for dirtying up the park benches you sleep on.

Banned because I only sleep in abondoned buildings.
Do you think I come from sort of posh town with parks?!

Thou'rt banned for thine foul odour! []

Men, you are all banned for reviving this thread!

Thou'rt banned for thine obscuring eye-wear. []

Thou art banned for thine being a ginormous head.

Thou'rt banned for leaving the rôle-play! []

Thou art banned for thine being visible when thine is ninja.