GORGRO APPRECIATION THREAD #2

I would cut up a lot of bitches
and i would slap a ho if she got up in my face
but i would never lay my calloused hand on the beautiful skin of our Lord

I think it's about I finally said this
It's tough being Semi, okay
Not a lot of things work out for me
I get a lot of mean things said to me
and not a lot of support

but there has always been one constant in my life
one paragon of kindness
one man of justice and virtue who kept me going on the right track
one unwavering leader

Gorgro

Gorgro is the finest leader I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing first hand
He has every great quality one could aspire to have:
* Kindness
* Beauty
* Lustiness
* Hard-arseness
* He is cool
* Mystique
* A cool name

Gorgro is akin to Jesus Christ
I am a sinner
I will admit that I am far from a role model
but Gorgro is everything that is good and he has seen fit to forgive my trespasses time and time again
would that the whole world had his patience
and war would be no longer

none of you compare to him
nothing can match his fury
you are all scum beneath his jeweled claws
i hope you all burn

gorgro is my one and only
gorgro is the mickey to my minnie
i would make sweet love to him beneath the moonlight

i here and now repent my wicked ways
and now and forever admit that it is wrong to run for presidency with someone as noble as him running
i step down from nomination
gorgro is my one true love

who the fuck voted no

you are one of the bitches i would cut

gorgro will hear about this when i write my next thread

semeecohlun wrote:
and now and forever admit that it is wrong to run for presidency with someone as noble as him running
i step down from nomination
gorgro is my one true love

Lies! Your avatar is still promoting your presidency! You dare taunt the Raptor Overlord?
It's a good thing you made him an appreciation thread, your treachery will be forgiven.

That being said, GORGRO IS THE BESTEST
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Edit: Two people have already voted "No". Shall I release the pandas? Please say yes. I had them re-trained.

> mfw this thread

Tasha the Silly Panda wrote:Lies! Your avatar is still promoting your presidency!

oh look

tasha has had the tables turned on her

flipped-turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how much the tables have been flipped

they've been flipped completely

punked
burned
eviscerated
owned
pwned
slam dunked
egg faced

now who's the mac daddy?

Spoiler:

YAY SEMI I'M SO PROUD