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Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:57 pm
Top Hat Zebra
TTBM: So, as soon as I leave Louisiana and move to Hawaii, I meet this really awesome chick who apparently went to my school. We get along perfectly, and she is awesome, funny, etc.
Best part? She looks like this:
Fuck. Just...... Fuck.
Best part? She looks like this:
- Spoiler:
Fuck. Just...... Fuck.
953 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:17 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
Is that a Ravenclaw iron-on badge? I have a Slytherin one somewhere.
Harry Potter woooo
If it's any consolation, all girls are evil and will suck away your life force. This is true; I know lots of girls and all of them are evil vampire whores.
EXCEPT FOR THE FAIR FEMALE MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM OF COURSE
YOU, LADIES, YOU DAZZLE ME
Harry Potter woooo
If it's any consolation, all girls are evil and will suck away your life force. This is true; I know lots of girls and all of them are evil vampire whores.
EXCEPT FOR THE FAIR FEMALE MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM OF COURSE
YOU, LADIES, YOU DAZZLE ME
954 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:02 am
Katls
What's wrong with that Zebra? She's a pretty nice looker, and, for you, there's a extra bit of attactiveness becuase she's wearing a school uniform(yeah, I don't really know if that would help turn him on, all I know is that Japanese school girls tend to be related to bucking sex for some reason).Top Hat Zebra wrote:TTBM: So, as soon as I leave Louisiana and move to Hawaii, I meet this really awesome chick who apparently went to my school. We get along perfectly, and she is awesome, funny, etc.
Best part? She looks like this:
- Spoiler:
You'll have fun with her, I bet. You two get along quite well, as you said, and she's a Potterhead too. Harry Potter fans are fun to hang out with when your a Potterhead too.
Ot is it that you doubt you'll ever make it with her?
955 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:49 am
AwesomeMedic
semi★kolon wrote:will suck away your life force.
956 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:05 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
It's true! Girls are evil!
One time I went to sleep with a girl and in the morning I woke up and I was DEAD
You can imagine my surprise.
I have more stories about girls. One time a girl said to me "Semicolon, eat this Skittle off the ground" and I was like "free Skittles is good Skittles" and so I ate the Skittle off the floor and then she starts CACKLING like the EVIL HARPY WITCH that she was and so I politely asked "now lady, what you laffin for" and then she revealed herself as DEMORGORGON, PRINCE OF DEMONS and SUMMONED A HORDE OF GLAZEBRU TO TEAR APART MY BODY AND DEVOUR MY SOUL before promptly replying:
"I licked that Skittle before I dropped it on the ground, you stupid male."
Girls are mean.
Also, they broke my achy breaky heart and used to tease me about my name
One time I went to sleep with a girl and in the morning I woke up and I was DEAD
You can imagine my surprise.
I have more stories about girls. One time a girl said to me "Semicolon, eat this Skittle off the ground" and I was like "free Skittles is good Skittles" and so I ate the Skittle off the floor and then she starts CACKLING like the EVIL HARPY WITCH that she was and so I politely asked "now lady, what you laffin for" and then she revealed herself as DEMORGORGON, PRINCE OF DEMONS and SUMMONED A HORDE OF GLAZEBRU TO TEAR APART MY BODY AND DEVOUR MY SOUL before promptly replying:
"I licked that Skittle before I dropped it on the ground, you stupid male."
Girls are mean.
Also, they broke my achy breaky heart and used to tease me about my name
958 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:31 am
Gorgro
Glorious Leader
I assume the problem is that she's in Louisiana and Zebra's in Hawaii.Katls wrote:What's wrong with that Zebra? She's a pretty nice looker, and, for you, there's a extra bit of attactiveness becuase she's wearing a school uniform(yeah, I don't really know if that would help turn him on, all I know is that Japanese school girls tend to be related to bucking sex for some reason).Top Hat Zebra wrote:TTBM: So, as soon as I leave Louisiana and move to Hawaii, I meet this really awesome chick who apparently went to my school. We get along perfectly, and she is awesome, funny, etc.
Best part? She looks like this:
- Spoiler:
You'll have fun with her, I bet. You two get along quite well, as you said, and she's a Potterhead too. Harry Potter fans are fun to hang out with when your a Potterhead too.
Ot is it that you doubt you'll ever make it with her?
Long distance relationships suck.
959 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:57 am
Katls
Wow, that sucks. Why didn't I see that?
TTBM: My MP3 player, which had it's first serious use today, died. I mean dead dead, the computer doesn't even reconize it's existence when I plug it in.
And worse of all, my work for a peudo-radio series was on there, and wasn't saved onto my computer.
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TTBM: My MP3 player, which had it's first serious use today, died. I mean dead dead, the computer doesn't even reconize it's existence when I plug it in.
And worse of all, my work for a peudo-radio series was on there, and wasn't saved onto my computer.
AKJDHSfgdjshKLJFAHSKJDFHSSKJfHKSJAHSFJDKAHSJKAHFKJAHJKHFkjHjkdHAKJFHAKJFL
960 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:53 am
JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain
TTBM: For some reason my new t-shirt design was flagged by CafePress as violating copyright...it's been sorted out, but I had to remove and re-do all the products on which I used the image...was a pain...[]
961 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:57 am
Packie
TTBM: I couldn't get an internet connection yesterday for some reason
962 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:36 pm
someguy3657
TTBM: AM might not be coming to Fatty's wedding after all
965 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:26 pm
JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain
Not looney enough? []
966 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:49 pm
D-Munny
TTBM: So I'm looking at stuff relating to Les Miserables, when I see this,
"For those who want a good laugh or who want several reasons to be disgusted with the world, watch Nick Jonas sing empty chairs at empty tables in the 25th anniversary concert"
Okay, there's no need to be so damn hyperbolic. Nick Jonas singing a fucking song isn't going to give you a single reason to be "disgusted with the world."
And, for that matter, Nick Jonas's performance in the 25th Anniversary Concert of Les Miserables was actually pretty damn good, at least in my opinion. Granted, my opinion is not set in stone, but neither is your's numbnuts.
"For those who want a good laugh or who want several reasons to be disgusted with the world, watch Nick Jonas sing empty chairs at empty tables in the 25th anniversary concert"
Okay, there's no need to be so damn hyperbolic. Nick Jonas singing a fucking song isn't going to give you a single reason to be "disgusted with the world."
And, for that matter, Nick Jonas's performance in the 25th Anniversary Concert of Les Miserables was actually pretty damn good, at least in my opinion. Granted, my opinion is not set in stone, but neither is your's numbnuts.
967 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:23 pm
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
TTBM: God damn it, Sydney; this and the Cronulla Riots is why everyone hates you.
The article pulls up some unrelated thing about a kid getting tasered to death, which is a turn-off, though.
Went to Sydney for the Easter Festival a few years ago; there's a pretty obvious attitude difference between Melburnians and Sydney-siders. Maybe I just happened to meet only the bastards but I would rather not visit again.
The article pulls up some unrelated thing about a kid getting tasered to death, which is a turn-off, though.
Went to Sydney for the Easter Festival a few years ago; there's a pretty obvious attitude difference between Melburnians and Sydney-siders. Maybe I just happened to meet only the bastards but I would rather not visit again.
968 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:00 am
Gorgro
Glorious Leader
Oh that's why everyone hates Sydney. I thought it was because of that guy who stole Nemo.
969 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:15 pm
AwesomeMedic
someguy3657 wrote:TTBM: AM might not be coming to Fatty's wedding after all
970 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:18 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
I missed out on undead beecats in last night's D+D :[
971 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:21 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
WHERE WERE YOU?
972 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:06 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
I WAS SORTING OUT A TRIP TO MANCHESTER OK
973 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:55 am
JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain
TTBM: This is opening in Detroit, not Pittsburgh: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168161/Detroit-hit-flesh-brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-live-action-terror-theme-park-pushed-through.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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974 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:42 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
TTBM: "You know how important it is to protect your toddler from the outside" (advert)
Um, no, advert. Rather than constantly worrying and risk-assessing why not just let your toddler wander around for a bit? Unless you poke a beehive or fall down a well you're not likely to freaking die.
When I was growing up I got stung by a wasp, crashed a bike into a dry stone wall and had various other little things happen to me. Alarmingly, I am still alive and well. The whole advert just seems terrified of having anything at all happen to the toddler when, guess what- accidents will happen.
Um, no, advert. Rather than constantly worrying and risk-assessing why not just let your toddler wander around for a bit? Unless you poke a beehive or fall down a well you're not likely to freaking die.
When I was growing up I got stung by a wasp, crashed a bike into a dry stone wall and had various other little things happen to me. Alarmingly, I am still alive and well. The whole advert just seems terrified of having anything at all happen to the toddler when, guess what- accidents will happen.
975 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:09 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
WHEN I WAS A TODDLER I ATE DIRT AND PUT LEGO UP MY NOSE
I HAD MY TONSILS OUT AND WHEN I GOT HOME I APPARENTLY ACCIDENTALLY A GLASS OF VODKA AND CRACKED MY HEAD ON A GLASS TABLE
AND THEN I HEMORRHAGED AND HAD TO GO BACK TO HOSPITAL AND GET A BUNCH OF STITCHES
I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT AGE 2-6 IS REAL LIFE GOD MODE
I HAD MY TONSILS OUT AND WHEN I GOT HOME I APPARENTLY ACCIDENTALLY A GLASS OF VODKA AND CRACKED MY HEAD ON A GLASS TABLE
AND THEN I HEMORRHAGED AND HAD TO GO BACK TO HOSPITAL AND GET A BUNCH OF STITCHES
I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT AGE 2-6 IS REAL LIFE GOD MODE
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