Daisy Owl Awards 2011!

I'm a nerd and a bad guy... I guess that counts for something?

I am a nerd as well...

those who vote ninja have a high likelihood of surviving the election....[]

Those who vote Medic will get a free surgery!

a vote for me is a vote for
DEATH TO ALL CLOWNS!

I'd like to recall to memory the longstanding alliance between ninjas and beemewcats...[]

Of course! When you're good to Rare, Rare's good to you.

The treaty between Beecats and Ninjas is currently intact and still in effect. All alliances with the beecat army has been considered when voting. [Hands in votes]

Then I guess that makes me a rogue semi-ninja who won't play by those rules!
*Prepares own votes*

The human known as Dewmann is not associated with any known ninja group....[]

Our records show you have no alliance with the top percentage of Ninjas that humbly serve under Rare's domain under Captain JT.

Well then, if I have never actually been associated with any ninja groups such as the one that the candidate of JT is affiliated with, and as such, hold no alliance with the nefarious Rare, then by all that is noble, I am thankful! Then by all that is righteous, I am proud!

We have reason to believe that the human known as Dewmann may be in possession of futons of mass destruction...[]

What!? How could you be so slanderous!? I have never even advocated the use of futons of mass destruction! I even fought in the Great Futon Wars of 2009!

great soldiers sometimes go crazy and yearn for battle...and sometimes they would be on a side they used to fight

Then I must be a mediocre soldier, because I am certainly not a traitor.

VOTE FOR ZEBRA, or I'll tear out your spleen! Then, I shall rip out your tounge, split it in half, and tie your hands down with it. Following this, I will flay your hands of all skin, and make you a new tounge out of it, which I will the nail into your mouth. I will then take your closest female relative, and make passionate love to her on top of you, and never call her again. Then i will rip your skin-tounge out, and shove it into whatever hole you have in your crotch. Then, I will kill your pet with a spoon. If I have time afterwards, I may throw a shovel at your grandmother.


Remember, a vote for Zebra, is a vote for life! *Kisses baby, then throws it off a cliff*

uhhhhh...I am terrified of you now...no guaranteed vote for you now...

Moltenfield wrote:uhhhhh...I am terrified of you now...no guaranteed vote for you now...

*Cracks knuckles* I was hoping you would say that....

Tacoline wrote:a vote for me is a vote for
DEATH TO ALL CLOWNS!

KILL'EM ALL!

A vote for me is a vote for you in another category!

A vote for me is a vote for the future! A vote for order, for victory, for your very survial! Asimmulate into the Swarm and help unify the multiverse under one perpose, bring purity back into the multiverse! Only onw race will stand in the end, the Zerg! And if you assimulate without fight, there will be no blood spilled. But I am ready to take down ALL opisition, and I have the resorces to do so! I have no problem wipeing out a planet, I've done it countless times before!
I need YOU to assimulate into the Swarm!

I've made my choices.

We can vote for the same person for multiple categories right?