ITT: We think of acts of minor evil...[]

Reviving a thread from the original forum...

(1) Buy a brand new MacBook Air.
(2) Uninstall Mac OS.
(3) Install Windows ME.
(4) Sell on eBay.
(5) ??????
(6) Lulz.

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1. Print out a bunch of papers with an arrow pointing right with the words ''Next door please''
2. Put them on every single outside door of a building.
3. Lol at the people walking around the building

1. Feed ducks at pond croutons instead of regular bread.
2. Make sure ducks eat a whole lot of them.
3. Slaughter ducks, pluck and roast.
4. Easy stuffing!


also:

1: Make thread for minor acts of evil
2: Post possibly truly evil things...[]

1. Every day, have several friends prepare smoked sausages that have a noticable smell, and have them planted in several lockers throughout the school. Make sure that every day, the sausages are reheated or new ones are prepared, and in general make sure that the smell constantly eminates from the lockers. This will already be fairly lulzy if none of the teachers ever figure out why the school constantly smells like smoked sausages.
But wait! there's more!

2. Wait for the school to have a random drug searching where they bring in the dogs.

3. Watch the dogs freak out and go for the smoked sausages.

4. ???

5. Win everything.

1. Bleach all your friend's black socks.
2. Steal all your friend's white socks.
3. Replace white socks with bleached black socks (now white).
4. Later, put back white socks...
5. Multiplying white socks! []

Break into someone's house. Steal ALL the working batteries and replace them with dead ones.

Steal door knobs.

Replace disk cleaning cloths with sandpaper.

Tie peoples electrical cables into knots.

Steal phone/game/whatever chargers, but leave the object that is charged behind.

Steal the blades from a food processor and leave the jug/vice versa.

Open all the sealed containers in the house.

Take discs out of their containers and place them in random other containers.


I'm sure I have a few more, but that's enough for now.

1) Light a paper ball on fire

2) Sneak up on someone at a desk

3) Place ball on desk

4) Watch chaos, laugh


1) Get a cheap padlock

2) Sneak up behind people who are sitting close together

3) Lock them together by their belt loops

Padlocks are also useful on people who have ear stretchers.

Put gas on a snowball, put it on fire and start a snowball fight at school.

It work, trust me I did it.

You damn kids and yer fancy "snow and Gas/Petrol/whatever the hell you lot call it fights"!
Down under, we have to use Pinecones/lemons.

Belt locking = so much win...

1. Buy an old clicky IBM keyboard on eBay.
2. Bring it into work.
3. Use only clicky keyboard, despite the fact that you work in a cubicle farm.

I'm actually already on step 1...just have to wait until it gets to my door. []

1) Stare at a person while flicking a lighter on and off
2) When anyone else looks, hide the lighter real quick
3) Repeat

For this, you need a simple piece of paper, some good writing skills, and someone who is overprotective about their car.

1. Write, in good handwriting, the following on a piece of paper. "Dear sir/madam, I just want to let you know that I accidentally made a scratch to your car while backing up. Please forgive me."

2. Place the note on the windshield of the target

3. Wait for him to notice it

4. Laugh like crazy while he spends a heck of a long time looking all over his car for said scratch

BONUS POINTS!

Along with the note, take a random phone number from the phonebook and write it on the paper, saying "Call me for any information". Then, watch the target angrily call up the poor sap and rage at him over the phone.

this happened:
1) get a text/call from someone you don't know
2) give the number to a friend
3) have friend text back using info from the accidental text from your phone
4) make believe you know the sucker
5) points are racked up by how many texts they exchange before the sucker realizes he's being trolled.

A good one I used to do was text people in Arabic.
Fucking hilarious.

Shame I don't have the right phone for that anymore.

Here's a classic:
Balance something on top of a door a person will have to walk through.

Bonus points if you can do this from the side the door closes towards; it's harder but people will be less suspicious if the resident prankster is not in a position to have pranked them.

(1) Next haircut, be sure to save some of your hair (helps if you have brown/black hair).

(2) Yoink important report from co-worker's desk.

(3) Photocopy report.

(4) Shred up copy of report manually and place back on co-worker's desk, intermixed with hair.

(5) Add water to simulate slobber.

(6) Wait for co-worker to return to desk.

(7) LOL! []

In Minecraft:
(1)Make a privet server
(2)Get a map editing program
(3)Invite freind to server
(4)Wait for friend to make a house
(5)Wait until they leave the server or when they go to sleep ingame
(6)Go into the map editor
(7a)IF THEY GO TO SLEEP: Surround the house with monster spawners(for freakout effect, do either zomibe or creeper
(7b) IF THEY LOG OFF: Put either a cave spider spawner(with all of the cobwebs to match) or Ghast spawner in the house
(8) Laugh at them when they either log back on or wake up

1) Offer to fill up their water bottle
2a)If opaque, put in sugary beverage, lulz at them when they take a swig
2b)If clear, put in yellow soda or lemonade to see what they say

Ziggy Stardust wrote: 2b)If clear, put in yellow soda or lemonade to see what they say

My brother XIV did that with a Rockstar...

Monster energy drink looks....interesting, when poured out of the can.

1. Offer to set friend's alarm (works best if it's a roommate, otherwise why are you in your friend's bedroom??? creeper...)
2. Set it one hour earlier than it needs to be.
3. Set the secondary alarm for a half hour after that.


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Superglue someone's fridge shut.

Superglue the meat drawer in someone's fridge shut...with products still inside....


Superglue all of the eggs to the carton...


Surreptitiously shake up a can/bottle of pop, then hand it to a friend with a straight face...[]

this should go here:

Better yet, instead of being horrified, grin and say "Now this will make the ride REALLY exciting!"