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It only hurts when I breathe or Vet heal thyself

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Dog Breath

Dog Breath

When demolitions experts bring down a building they look at the architectural drawings, hall of records building site plans, measure the building etc...

If the building is 200 feet tall you can assume they set up their command center lets say.... more than 200 feet away?

Apparently this sort of planning is not taught in veterinary school since this Vet tranquilized a horse and stood next to it waiting for it to fall over.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/agriculture/7807694/Vet-rescued-after-horse-falls-asleep-on-her.html

I assume this happens 50% of the time.

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Gorgro

Post Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:31 am by Gorgro

It's veterinarian roulette, the newest hype in the dark underbelly of the veterinary community.

Dog Breath

Post Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:39 am by Dog Breath

Also make sure the horse has had a tinkle before you give it it's jabs.

Jonny

Post Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:46 am by Jonny

You think vets have it tough?

When you need to collect sperm from an elephant, one person has to stimulate the prostrate with their hand while the other stand strategically with a bucket.

Too far?

Dog Breath

Post Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:49 am by Dog Breath

Too far is up for the bucket guy to judge.

Gorgro

Post Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:51 am by Gorgro

Or the elephant.

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