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Delicious Pi - Wait outside your math class eating sweets.

Broken, Beaten & Damned: Get in bed before 10pm on a Saturday Night due to illness.
Last ounce of Dignity: Don't throw up. Everywhere :C

Too Fast for Love - Hate jQuery because it works faster than you want it too, and in doing so causes terrible output.

It all makes scents - Keep a candle lit for over an hour.

Achievement unlocked! Three for 10G

Care package incoming!
Recieve your first care package from home. 5G

Oh shit, we are dropping cargo!
Unload someting to leave it behind in the rush to evacuate. 5G

Hold the fort, son.
Be the only housemate in the house overnight. 5G


I moved my stuff up today.

Got any cents?

Keep some spare change handy

Achievement unlocked! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Negative achievement.
Forget the TV remote you need to use your xbox. 0G

Why do you need a TV remote to use your Xbox? Aren't there any buttons on the TV itself?

There are.
None of them are for switching the input.

It is not a very new television.

It is, as we Irish might say, a bloody big box of a yoke.

EDIT: It would say "console" as opposed to xbox but on PS3 it registers as a trophy, of course.

Trophy: "Stairway to Seven" (beat the Jets in the 2011 AFC Championship) []

To cool for school - Miss school due to severe snow.

Big freeze - Manage to stay 10 minutes outside in -40 degrees Celcius.

Jack of all trades, master of one - Get accepted into the prestige law club.

Trophy: Comeback Kid

Begin posting regularly again.

Late Waker Breaker: Tell off your brother who's 11 years older then you and who get's up at 40 min til' noon for complaining about the fact that we don't have any milk, while he truns down the nice pork-chop and potato breakfast his nice parents made for him because pork isn't the most healthy of things.
D***, I wish I could beat him. Now I feel guilty for being the only one to eat that breakfast.
The True Youngest: Be the baby of the household and never get even enough respect to be able to be able to have your side be heard out and even when he does listen, he doesn't care enough to understand.

Czech it out!: Make a bigger deal about the Prague Spring Reforms than necessary for a test

Reagan Smash!: Make an adequate deal about Reagan for the same Test.

Keep Dreamin' Kid: Daydream for a good while about where my story might head, and somehow involve Explosives, Gripping Scenes, and trying to be awesome in a world that doesn't accept it!

Addicted to story telling: Write ten or more parts of a fanfiction in 2 weeks.

Got the song on: Download a song that you had in your head for a while.

Officer's Dojang: Earn your black belt in a Korean Martial Art.

The Brass: Help asses a promotion of less experianced members to their next belts.

Nice one mate!
Now you can teach people, right?
MONEY
ALL THE MONEY
ALL OF THE MONEY EVER
MONEY FOR THE MONEY GOD
GOD MONEY FOR THE HUMANS
IT IS A SWEET DEAL

It's really just volunteer work, but I show up to more events then a lot of other people, and I also help out at beginner classes, so every once in a while I get a little token of appreciation from the instructors.

But I mean, being a black belt means you're qualified, right?

Well, I'd need to get my own school and be able to maintain it, but yes, technically I think I could.

YOU ARE A QUALIFIED NINJA TEACHER
HOLY SHIT DUDE

Well I think I'd also have to be 18...but until then I'm a volunteer assistant ninja teacher.

HOLY SHIT DEWMANN IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS NEW ARMY OF FRESH NINJAS