I'm so tough...

I'm so tough that I don't move when I walk, the world moves.

I'm so tough that I kicked a dude's ass and he asked for my autograph afterwards.

I'm so tough that I went to a concert, and the band asked me for an encore.

I'm so tough, I didn't cry watching Lassie.

I'm so tough, I didn't cry while watching Toy Story 3

I'm so tough, I didn't cry while watching Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Up, Saving Private Ryan, or Schindler's List.

I'm so tough, I'm not making a joke.

I'm so tough, TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

I CAN SHOW YOU A REAL TUNNELL SNAKE AMATA.

I'm so tough, I once had a character in Fallout 3 who had maxed out intelligence, medicine, repair, and SCIENCE!

I'm so tough I eat 2 black hole for breakfast.

I'm so tough, I drink 32oz. cans of Monster Energy and then take a nap immediately afterward. []

I'm so tough that I'm drinking Gatorade even though it fucks with my colon.

I'm so tough, I'm not gonna take a nap today.

Im so tough I once stopped in the middle of an orgasm.

IM SO TOUGH THAT I ARMWRESTLED CHTULU AND CHUCK NORRIS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DRINKING TOUGHNESS SAUCE IN A TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD AND I BEAT THEM BOTH TOUGHLY

OMAGAWSH THAT IS REALLY TOUGH CHARLES

I'm so tough that I disproved Cthulhu, forced Chuck Norris to shave his own back hair, made zombie Teddy Roosevelt shave his own moustache, made zombie Abraham Lincoln (Vampire Hunter) shave his own beard, and used the hair to create the most powerful weapon in the universe -- the Hair-Sword of Ultimate Manliness -- and then used that scratch an itch on my back. []

I'm so tough that JT didn't even realize I have his sword yet and that I'm selling it on ebay

I used to eat my own hair.

someguy3657 wrote:I'm so tough that JT didn't even realize I have his sword yet and that I'm selling it on ebay

I'm so tough Someguy didn't even realize he grabbed the wrong sword and is now in possession of the Blade of Self-Stabbing, which commits auto-seppuku upon any unworthy bearer. I held the sword once...it tried to stab itself, I was so worthy. []

I'm so tough, I deliberately place enraged Australian wildlife on my body.

We invented a sport a while ago; it's called "Itchy Balls".

The gist of it is that you have to sit naked on an anthill.

I'm so tough I revived this thread and made it popular. Had I not done so, none of you would have a venue to talk about all the tough things you do.

I also teach children ninja skills.

I've been studying martial arts for longer than some of the kids at my dojang have been alive. I was a black belt before most of the current first- and second- degree black belts started as white belts. []

semi★kolon wrote:I used to eat my own hair.

..................................WHAT?

I'm so tough I go to bed at 2am and then go into town to shop for birthday presents.