This or That? []

no cavalry. Can't attack me if they can't reach me!

Being blind from the left or the right eye?

Being blind in the left eye,

Bee stings or spider bites?

Bee bites.
No wait spider stings.
Ah, I'll go with bee stings.

Escape rope or dig?

Dig. You need to buy nothing to use it.

Spider-man vs Batman. Who wins?

Well one of them is Batman, so Batman.

Cool Whip or whipped-cream-in-a-can? []

Cool whip. Because fuck yeah cool whip.

Happy in jail or miserable while freed?

Miserable while free, because free is the way to be.

Forced to eat puke or forced to eat caviar? []

JT, they're both the same thing.

Caviar because, fish eggs, what's fancier then that?

Freezeing to death or Burning to death?

JT_the_Ninja wrote:Well one of them is Batman, so Batman.
[]

BATMAN!

Freezing to death. I'll hallucinate my way into the afterlife.

Be falsley accused and on the run for a murder of a completely innocent person who lived a happy life trying to help others who are now sobbing wrecks upon the killing, or actually murdering this person, but never being caught, still forced to live with the guilt?

Be falsley accused and on the run for a murder of a completely innocent person who lived a happy life trying to help others who are now sobbing wrecks upon the killing, because that way I didn't really kill anyone plus if they catch the real killer I don't have to run anymore.

A zombie apocalypse or a nuclear apocalypse?

Zombie apocalypse, duh.

Hitchike a more direct route or walk three miles, and get three buses a fairly indirect route?

Hitchike, it costs less money and it's more direct.

Losing 10 years of your life, and gaining one wish, or winning 10 years to your life, and losing something you hold dear?

Well, that's how I'm getting to college tomorrow if my regular bus isn't running so.
I'll post pics.

someguy3657 wrote:Hitchike, it costs less money and it's more direct.

Losing 10 years of your life, and gaining one wish, or winning 10 years to your life, and losing something you hold dear?

Losing 10 years of my life to gain one wish. I can wish for like, 30 more years. Or for cheesecake.


Would you rather have bright, trusting eyes or a voice that could calm anyone?

A voice that could calm anyone.
It'd be great for getting the first punch in.

A torch that shines darkness or a lighter that burns an ice-cold flame?

The lighter, because it'd be cool (pun intended).

Sat upon by a sweaty sumo or kicked by a kid-sized kangaroo? []

Kid-sized kangaroo; less painful, less shameful, and more cool.

Sleeping in early or spending the night partying?

Partying.
(It's me, so uh, yeah.)


Railguns or flamethrowers?

Flame-throwing railguns.

decapitated or defenestrated? []

*wanders off to work on flamethrowing railgun*

I'm not quite sure how this will work.
I mean, fire can't conduct electricity... Can it?



Time for some science.

Also, defenestrated.


You come to a fork in the road.
Left or right?

Go right.

A troll blocks your path.
Hit troll with axe or run away?

IT'S AXE WIELDING TIEM!

After killing the troll, you see an old man who ask you to do a quest. In return, he will give you a large bag of money.

Accept the quest or punch the old man and steal the cash?

Accept, obviously.

Who would win in a fight, Luigi or Tails? (I am currently in Nerdy Gamer mode)