Thou'rt banned! []

Banned for not wearing regulation Ninja clothing!

Thou'rt banned for presuming to impose regulations on a ninja! []

Banned for thinking ninjas dont need regulations! If there wasnt regulations, you ninjas would do crazy stuff. More crazy than you already do.

Banned for the lulz.
I doubt anyone can argue with this reason.

Thou'rt banned because I'm a ninja, and I can argue with that reason! []

Banned because we're not ninjas, so we can't argue with that reason.

Banned for letting this thread die

Thou'rt banned for living like a troll in that cave! []

Banned for calling normal members trolls

Banned for assuming normality is a thing

Thou'rt banned for not using yon more respectable word "normalcy." []

Banned for ending everything with []

Banned for questioning a ninja's habits

Thou'rt banned for presuming to defend me; I can defend myself. []

Banned for banning the guy who's defending you

Banned for recursion

Banned for C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Banned for breaking combos

Spoiler:

Banned for not realising that combo-breaking is essential in any form of self-defence except possibly not being there

Thou'rt banned because thou used not ye olden-style English. []

Verbannen omdat dat me helemaal niks uitmaakt.

Banni pour ne pas écrire en Anglais ou en Français!

Banned for dirtying up our nice forum with French.

Banned for dissing my ancestral home. Sure it's in bad shape right now, but wasn't always!

Banned for attempting to defend those cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys.