Adult Thread

I swear officer, this isn't what it seems! *Wags tail* :"3

~You might even wanna join us! Bet you cops don't get much free time to do this huh? ;3~
~Now make spinning motions, and give it a lot of gusto! Hips!~

*Thundershocks Officer* Run Esbby, while he's crippled!

~Will do!~
~Jumps up and bats officer in the nose with tail, before running~
~To the Sexycave!~

*on the way you see a tacobot running down the street. you stop only long enough to notice that she is on fire, then you continue about your day*

And then you see me, in yet another standoff.

But a sexy standoff. Cuz we're in the adult thread.

someguy3657 wrote:And then you see me, in yet another standoff.

But a sexy standoff. Cuz we're in the adult thread.

I put on my hat and wizard robe.

rare wrote:

someguy3657 wrote:And then you see me, in yet another standoff.

But a sexy standoff. Cuz we're in the adult thread.

I put on my hat and wizard robe.

Some role-play yes??? I ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!!!!

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
They tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Samiam wrote:I ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!!!!

you get a 5, and you have a +3 so you're 8, rare's is higher because she is queen beecat. she smacks you with the stripper pole.

So, today, I accidentally smacked Steve in the eye. What a rookie mistake.

.......where exactly were you aiming for?


Don't answer that.

At least I didn't accidentally stab him with my stinger. That would have been soo embarrassing. And also manslaughter :C

It'd be that episode of Futurama all over again. Fry dead, Rare splattered against a windscreen, me reconstituting Rare from a splattered corpse....

rare wrote:So, today, I accidentally smacked Steve in the eye. What a rookie mistake.

http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/14610613


O god now I hate myself

In human sexual behavior, foreplay is a set of intimate psychological and physical acts between two or more people meant to create desire for sexual activity and sexual arousal. Either or any of the sexual partners may initiate the foreplay, and they may not be the active partner during the sexual activity.

Any act that creates and enhances sexual desire in a sexual partner may constitute foreplay, including kissing, touching, embracing, talking, and teasing (teasing, in this case, may include methods of satisfaction, such as erotic sexual denial).[1] The manual or oral stimulation of erogenous zones may be considered foreplay, as well as being part of the sex act itself. Sexual role-playing, fetish activities, and BDSM can also be considered foreplay, though they may continue into the sexual activity and not just precede it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay

So does "BRACE YOURSELF SWEETHEART! WHEEEEEE!" count as foreplay if it turns them on?

Well I guess getting smacked in the eye could be considered "sexual denial".

I just heard a voice in my head saying "NO SEX FOR YOU!" followed by a smack.

Dewmann wrote:I just heard a voice in my head saying "NO SEX FOR YOU!" followed by a smack.

For me it was a slightly high almost squeaky voice saying. " NO HONEY BUN BUN!!"

NO MEANS NO! AND SO DOES MAYBE!

Interested in HOW a Blastoise or Crocoduck would foreplay...

Very carefully.

I have to put duct tape over the water cannons. Also, inflatable pool toys are involved.