Adult Thread

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan,
As well as the man—
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.


Dirty version

Spoiler:

I laughed like a stoner when I read the dirty version.

I hope no one heard me...

Samiam wrote:

Spoiler:

Wouldn't he be

Spoiler:

Why am I over analyzing this?


Heheh...Analyze.

If there were any truth to the dirty limericks,.........It be one hell of a mind fuck!

...*Clap. Clap. Clap*

*Cricket cricket*

*badum tish*

*tumbleweed*

* spaghetti western*

*spaghetti monster*

*monster mash*

M*A*S*H*

I was working on the web late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my users from their forum began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

They did the mash
They did the treehouse mash
The treehouse mash
It was an internet smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a [/flash]
He did the mash
They did the treehouse mash

From my blogs in the tree east
To the master topic where the mods feast
The guests all came from where the web's at
To get a sting from the beecat.

They did the mash
They did the treehouse mash
The treehouse mash
It was an internet smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a [/flash]
He did the mash
They did the treehouse mash

*Clap Clap Clap*

See, that is exactly the type of link I never like to click. Although I don't really know what a rimshot is...

it's *badum tish*, Jonny

there, changed it to the one without the ads

im mentally gay
ill blow your mind

I'm physically straight.

AMAZING!

HOLY HELL WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTO?

Some sort of telepathic orgy, I think....

idiotic question!
when u sit on the toilet, do you stand up and then wipe your arse or do you wipe your arse while sitting down?

i'm askin cuz i recently found out that not everyone stands and not everyone sits.

I think the real question is: how did you find that out?