Favorite Member Quotes

Semicolon wrote:What a coincidence, I'm dead inside!
If we put our insides together we could probably make one functional human being.

Cat.exe wrote:Did you .... did you shout about anal beads?

Cat.exe wrote:TASHA? IS THAT YOU? I THOUGHT YOU DIED. OR FORGOT ABOUT US. OR GOT EATEN BY GORGRO.
I KINDA JUST ASSUME EVERYONE WHO DISAPPEARS GETS EATEN BY GORGRO.

Cat.exe wrote:THAT'S RIGHT.
CHARLES WAS A GIRL.
AT ONE POINT.

I CAN'T STOP TALKING LIKE T-REX FROM DINOSAUR COMICS.
GUYS HELP.

Cat.exe wrote:CAN I HAVE A DRAWN PICTURE OF A CAT, TASHA?

Cat.exe wrote:YOU KNOW. WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MEWS WITH BIG WAISTS.

BIG PANT SIZES.

Cat.exe wrote:I MAY HAVE VIDEOTAPED ZEBRA AND DEWMAN. FOR MYSELF, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A REASON.

Cat.exe wrote:I have trouble finding bras in my size that are not trashy or made of tanned human skin.

Turret wrote:Dear Someguy,

I love when you cover me in piss;

I love when you hit me with your ball;

I love when you stick your arrow in me;

It show that you're getting better in TF2.

Turret wrote:Just kill them.

Turret wrote:WAIT FOR ME!

*Grab a chainsaw*

Turret wrote:this thread is getting weird...............................................
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Turret wrote:HEY RARE, YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY START GIVING IQ TEST TO YOUR ARMY!





FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Turret wrote:"A happy worker is a vicious psycho"

Turret wrote:VG: In case you didn't know, Aperture Science Laboratories are located in upper Michigan

Turret wrote:

Lady Stardust wrote:I dunno, leaving the adult thread open is like painting with oils in a room w/o ventilation. It's pretty fun, even if you do wind up wearing your pants on your head and whooping like Michael Jackson.

STOP SPYING ON ME!

Turret wrote:HARD LIKE NIPPLES

Turret wrote:

Turret wrote:WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING WHILE I'M NOT HERE!

Turret wrote:Good afternoon. I am a bear, I shit in the woods. Give all your nuts and berries.

Turret wrote:In my dream I was a spy disguised as Hitler's cook......Yeah, that was strange.

Turret wrote:*Clear throat*

Hi, I am AwesomeMedic, the beloved doctor of this place. I can assure you that I am 100% NOT CRAZY! I'll give you some tips to survive live well around here:

1. If you hear an explosion, don't panic. It only mean that I am around.

2. Hate clowns.

3. Kill clowns,

4. Kill more clowns.

5. Repeat  2, 3 and 4.

Alright, now that the presentation are over, I welcome you in the treehouse with this:




IT HAS TO BE DONE!

Turret wrote:I ate duck shit whit my sandwich when I was young.

Turret wrote:This thread is raeptacular

Turret wrote:You are a dead men... Congratulation!

Turret wrote:

Test subject #3657 wrote:So was the idea of a God kickstarting evolution.

The only picture I get from that is God kicking a monkey while yelling "COME ON! EVOLVE DAMMIT!"

Turret wrote:EVERYONE HAVE SOME EXCEPT ME! I AM A SAD PANDA NOW!

Taiju wrote:I had half a ham and cheese omlette for breakfast because my family went out to a restaurant and didn't wake me up until after they got home.

Taiju wrote:ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY AWW YEAH

Edit: How have I not played this amazing game before?!?!?

Taiju wrote:Lurk lurk lurkity lurk

Taiju wrote:Can I get them with sprinkles? It's ok, I brought my own.

(づ｡*◕__◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*。 (Don't ask me how I did that. I just copy/pasted it from youtube. I thought it was pretty neato).

Cat.exe wrote:What people think I do: Be a terrifying Lovecraftian japanese cat monster who haunts and causes people to disappear without a trace

What I really do: Eat chocolate and look at cat videos.

It's a good life.

Colon Snake wrote:TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

Colon Snake wrote:

Colon Snake wrote:TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

Cat.exe wrote:

Colon Snake wrote:

Colon Snake wrote:TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

Tacoline wrote:

Cat.exe wrote:

Colon Snake wrote:

Colon Snake wrote:TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

THREE DOG

combo breaker?

Turret wrote:

Test subject #3657 wrote:

Cat.exe wrote:

Test subject #3657 wrote:I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE ALLOWED TO CLONE OURSELVES, MEW

I TOLD MEDIC, BUT HE USED THE TECHNOLOGY TO CLONE PENGUINS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

STEF WTF

SHUT UP! I LOVE PENGUINS!

Colon Snake wrote:Sorry, Gorgro, your abuse never feels like real abuse.
I don't think you've ever actually literally hurt my feelings.

Top Hat Cube wrote:IMMD: I'm a national merit semifinalist. Basically, I did really good on a test, and now I get stuff such as full rides to certain colleges and guaranteed acceptance to most others.

Top Hat Cube wrote:TTBM: School and college applications.

JT_the_Ninja wrote:I think I know the problem. Do you see a button at the bottom-left corner of your screen that says "Start"? If so, your computer may be infected with a malware program called Microsoft Windows.