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Cube wrote:I CAN FLAIL IF I WANT TO

I CAN LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND

CAUSE MY FRIENDS DONT FLAIL

AND IF THEY DONT FLAIL

THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

Rolling Like A Bigshot wrote:I ship Gorgro with forum header dino mascot.

Rolling Like A Bigshot wrote:

I...I'm not British enough to understand your Marmite/SOTC analogy.

Samiam wrote:Allow me to give you some snippets of my time spent playing Transformers with Rare today,

Sam: Go easy one me, this is my first time. I'm a virgin at this.....

Rare: Ok Sure.

*Rare invites you to play Transformers WFC*

Rare: Hey do you mind we play on hard? I want to try for some of the achievements.

Sam: What?

*Game starts*

Sam: How do I jump?

Rare: Press "A"

Sam: How do I shoot?

Rare: Right trigger.

Sam: Why am I blue?

Rare: Oh you have a shield on that's a good thing.

Sam: How do I get ammo?

Sam: How do I get health?

Rare: Boxes.

*I hit a box only to find out it was one that explodes*

Sam: Why am I hovering?

Rare: Must be your energon powers.

Sam: *Teleported to Rare at the next checkpoint*

Sam: Whats in this box? *Teleported*

Sam: Where am I? *Teleported*

Sam: What is going on? *Teleported*

Rare: O you can have that gun there.

Sam: Cool

Sam: How do I fire this? *Blows self up*

Sam: Ohhh so right trigger fires and the left trigger detonates the bombs *Blows Rare up*

Rare: Nice shot

Sam: I'm down.

Rare: Here let me get you.

Sam: I'm down again!

Rare: I'm coming.

Sam: Whats this? "Hold "B" to self destruct?" *Boom*

Rare: What happened?

Sam: I didn't know you could blow yourself up like that! What purpose does that serve?

Rare: You can get grenades here.

Sam: How do you throw grenades? "B"? *Throws grenade at Rare*

Sam: I'm down.

Sam: I'm down.

Sam: Down again.

Rare: Watch out for the fire jets.

Sam: *On fire*

Rare: Shoot the fan!

Sam: Shoot what where?

Sam: You notice all these Autobots kinda look like Bumblebee?

Rare: Muhahahahaha

Sam: Hey is that Starscream?

Rare: No those are fliers.

Fliers: KILL SAMIAM!!

Sam: I'm down!

Rare: I'm on my way.

Rare: There is health and ammo over here.

Fliers: KILL!

Sam: I'm down!

Rare: At least you died behind a shield.

Rare: Over here.

Sam: Over where?

Rare: Over here!

Sam: What?

Fliers: *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*

Sam: I'm down!

...........And that is about the gist of it.

Felyne Fantasy wrote:

Samiam wrote:Needless to say it was awesome

You forgot:

Me: You can transform into a tank by pressing left analog stick.

Sam as Tank: Oh cool, how do I aim?

Me: *Opens mouth to respond*

Sam: LEFT TRIGGER DOES NOT AIM. *Goes zooming past me as he hits the turbo boost*

Felyne Fantasy wrote:Snippets of l4D;

Sam: Okay, so we'll play Dark Carnival.

Me: Sounds about right. By the way I'm going for the melee achievement so I won't be using guns.

Sam: ...Oh, ok.

Me: Can I melee them with my guns?

Sam: Yeah.

Me: Can I shoot random things or will that forfeit my achievement?

Sam: You can't shoot.

Me: I need the gnome achievement, can I shoot for the gnome?

Sam: What?

Me: Can I shoot the peanut bandits?

Sam: No you can't shoot.

Me: Can I help you with that?

Sam: No let me get the gnome.

Me: Can I use grenades? Are those considered guns?

Sam: What?!

Me: Can I play the gnome game?

Sam: NO you can't shoot anything!

[minutes later]

Me: Can I melee with the gnome?

Sam: That should be fine

Me: I'm almost out of health.

Sam: When you become incapacitated don't attack because you automat-

Me: Oh no I shot someone!

Sam: -ically shoot with your pistol.

-LATER-

Me: At least I can get the gnome achievement.

Sam: Just don't loose-

Me: Where's the gnome?!



:3

D-Munny wrote:Apparently, there's a law against breaking into somebody's house and beating the shit out of them even though you're pretty sure, like 78% sure, that they're a mob boss or something.

Tasha the Silly Panda wrote:I THINK I SAID THAT. ALSO THE FORUM SIGGY THING. I INVENTED EVERYTHING YAAAY.

Tasha the Silly Panda wrote:Wooo! Other nationalities are allowed, but only after the Ceremony of the Waffle.

Edit: Ten minutes in and Rare already tries to take over Belgium.

semeecohlun wrote:
gorgro is the mickey to my minnie
i would make sweet love to him beneath the moonlight

semeecohlun wrote:

Yes.

This is exactly what I wanted.

This.

Right here.

This situation.

This is what I wanted.

Gorgro wrote: YOU CANT STOP ME FROM FINISHING THE HOOKER EMPORIUM FOREVER, INTERNET.

Gorgro wrote:SEMI GET ON MINECRAFT

THE HOOKERS ARE BACK

semeecohlun wrote:I can't even remember when this happened.


I don't think we ever did talk about Penis Bread.

semeecohlun wrote:FINE ZEBRA
BUT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A WOMAN WITH AN ARMPIT FETISH
AND I WILL FIND HER
AND WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF ARMPIT CHILDREN

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Also, but then Rare would be mad at him, because everybody know Im her best friend.

semeecohlun wrote:That's alright, Zebra; I'm still your friend even though you are a dirty, neutral freak.

Jonny wrote:CATS

CATS EVERYWHERE

semeecohlun wrote:

Spoiler:

semeecohlun wrote:

Top Hat Zebra wrote:But that is so badass.

All of money that you are the Triangle Man.
Plus; you're the only user with a huge ego, besides me.

Unless I'm the Triangle Man, but I'm not.

Me wrote:I think Semi was originally Triangle Man but then Zebra started doing it in his sleep because he loves Semi and wants his approval. IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE NOW

Moltenfield wrote:Katls attacked me, I killed all of his dogs, he killed me, I respawned, I killed him, I gave him cactus, and then we exchanged gifts (sort-of. I gave him a cactus).

After the battles I went to a tundra off east and tamed two dogs. They had a puppy on the way back.

Gorgro wrote:I had a semicolon-related pig infestation. I went the mutually assured destruction route by filling my dungeons with TNT.

Felyne Fantasy wrote:Semi talking about his friend Gorgro

Spoiler:

Semi is saying all kinds of naught stuff. I might have to take this to the adult thread soon if he keeps this up.

Spoiler:

Samiam wrote:

semicolon wrote:Gorgro, that is a lie; I said I hated you and that I dominated everything but she took it out of context.

So you are the dominate one?

semeecohlun wrote:I missed playing Minecraft with other people.
I think this was my favourite part of Minecraft today, except for Moltenfield's scary house thing.
NSFW ADULT THEMES

Spoiler:

Such a big arrow

semeecohlun wrote:FIRST RULE OF MAGE GUILD:

DONT TALK ABOUT MAGE GUILD

SECOND RULE OF MAGE GUILD:

DONT TALK ABOUT MAGE GUILD

Felyne Fantasy wrote:We have a new member of the Mage guild. That means some of you have been talking. Well you better stop talking and start conjuring.

Moltenfield wrote:

Moltenfield wrote:*Looking for the nearest bomb shelter*

*looking for the same shelter*

Felyne Fantasy wrote:I'll just leave this here