TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

I'm not sure.
Global warming, for all I know.
I gave up trying to understand English teachers some time ago.

Lady Stardust wrote:Franklin was an asshole though! Except for alternate universe Franklin who became a SUPERHERO in the FUTURE.

I see someone reads Spinnerette...[]

TTBM: Snow outside. FUCKIN EVERYWHERE!

Franklin is also a hero in Dr. McNinja

TTBM: Remember how I had a job?

Yeah, well, I had to quit. Turns out they only needed another busboy during the summer times, and they don't need any extra during the colder days. So, they usually sent me another restaurant, about an hour bus drive from where I live, to clean the dishes.

I don't mind cleaning the dishes, and I don't mind the hour long trip, but my body disagrees with me. Turns out that I'm allergic to a constant exposure to latex as well, which is what the gloves to clean the dishes are made of. My hands became full of red, itchy dry spots. And they didn't have any other glove or any other job for me to do. So, it was either spend the entire winter doing the dishes and getting the red spots worse and worse, or quit and look for a new job.

So, yeah. I'm unemployed yet again, after 5 months of work. Hopefully I can find something else soon.

Ugh, I hate having sensitive skin. My skin reacts pretty badly to cleaning products if it's sore to begin with. Stuff like washing up liquid and bathroom cleaner is a nightmare.

Ugh, I semi-know that feel.

We bought soap once that my skin just completely disagreed with. I didn't get a rash or anything, but it sucked, like, all of the moisture out of my hands.

I felt like an old person who sat in the sun too long.

TTBM: My dad keeps uploading pictures of asses on facebook.


Please stop.

Given that you're a zebra...your cousins? []

Nah. The closest to an ass I have in the family is my cousin larry.

He's a Zorse.

Augh.
Why?
Why are there disgusting sub-human drug addicts in my house?
It is 2 AM.
2 AM is not the correct time to arrive at someone's house.
Nor it is a good time for yelling.
Or, I shit you not, a pool party.
Why do drug addicts have human rights?
Why does killing them carry legal consequences?
They are vermin.
In my house
NOISE
LIGHTS
NEED SLEEP
SHIT
FUCK
AUGH.
NO-ONE WILL FIND THE BODIES, I HAVE EXTENSIVE BUSHLAND IN WHICH I CAN HIDE THE VERMIN SCUM SACKS MASQUERADING AS HUMANS. NO-ONE WILL EVEN CARE. THERE ARE CLEAVERS AVAILABLE. IN THEIR DUG ADDLED STATE, THEY CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. THEIR DEATHS WILL NEITHER BE SWIFT NOR PAINLESS.

In all seriousness though, I really, really hate my brother his drug addict friends.
I also really, really hate anyone who wakes me up.

TTBM: Last night I was feeding my baby nephew instead of doing homework. I sat in my sister's room and held him and gave him his bottle. He is very heavy now, and halfway through feeding him I said something and he freaked out, and then I said something fifteen minutes later and he freaked out, so I shut up.
I felt desperately lonely and kept wanting someone to come home so I could sleep. Indie music that I didn't particularly like was playing really loudly, I didn't dare move or say a word, and my arms felt like they were going to fall off several different times. I couldn't even cry because it would wake him up. It felt like a year before my sister finally came home from work, but it was more like an hour.

So now I feel silly because I was being irrational because I was so tired, but I was in a really bad way last night. Also I was offended because whenever I said something he began to cry, even though he's just a baby.

Well right now I'm really tired and DAMN I WANT TO EAT BABIES!

Babies are assholes and your family are assholes for leaving you with the baby without checking on you, especially when you have homework to do.

He's a really nice baby, and I was just keeping an eye on him while my mother went to go get my sister from work. My father was at home, but he can't really walk after a day at work. It took an inexplicably long time for them to get back.

>Babies are assholes
>Every baby I've interacted with has taken a liking to me

O God what does this say about me? I'm the Antichrist, right?

They are like cats. If they know you don't like them, they warm to you almost immediately.

Oh god I seriously hate babies. Just the absolute worst.

Oh, fuck babies.

I never want kids.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:Oh, fuck babies.

I never want kids.

I would not have worded the first sentence quite like that, so as to avoid problems with the law, but apart from that, I agree 100%.

Oh piss on babies.

Babies should just jump off a cliff.

I spit on your babies.

There's just no way to say "I hate babies" without sounding terrible.

I don't care if I sound terrible, I hate babies.

The Treehouse: We hate babies!

[]

TTBM: SO there's this guy in my AP Economics class who is particularly odd. He never takes any notes or even pay attention at all, but instead just rocks back and forth in his chair and is constantly fidgeting. At first I thought that he might just be on a far end of the autistic spectrum, but today, while talking with a friend of mine and looking back on specific memories of odd behaviors of this guy, I'm starting to really worry about his mental state.
As stated before, he's constantly rocking back and forth in his chair, smiling like he's in his own little world.
I've never actually heard what he talks about to the other people by him, but my friend says he talks about things like hanging people.
A day or two ago, when the teacher was going around checking homework, he seemed really nervous for some reason, repeating "Okay? Okay? Okay?" In a panicked tone.
During a recent test, I was sitting next to the garbage can when he walked over and was having some kind of mini-freakout, whispering "Oh my God. Oh my God Or something like that.
My friend says that this guy will stare at him with a weird smile, and all my friend can do is stare back at him and hope to not look nervous.
And to top it all off, there's a rumor that, apparently a couple years back, when he was in middle school (He's two years behind us I think) He brought Mein Kampf to school to talk about it.

My friend and I are genuienely worried about this guy, considering that all of this behavior is pretty open and easy to spot, and yet we don't think the school is doing much aboit it (I doubt my AP Economics class is the only class that he acts like this in.)