You Got Male! (male thread)

I AM LOVED AND I RECEIVED SEMI'S MALE

It was a giant male symbol.

I THINK YOU MEAN SAR'S MALE

But I am truly honoured that I, Semicolon, have replaced dirty Cube, in your heart.

Jonny wrote:I AM LOVED AND I RECEIVED SEMI'S MALE

It was a giant male symbol.

DAMNIT JONNY.

WHY WON'T YOU RECIEVE MY MALE?

I'll....I'LL DO MOUTH STUFF!

But not butt stuff.

If you don't do butt stuff that's, like, cutting your target audience by 30%.
It's a bull market for butt stuff; supply is, like, one-tenth of the demand.

Lady Stardust wrote:But not butt stuff.

I didn't say that.

I AM SORRY IT WAS SARCASMIC'S MALE

BUT I WOULD TOTALLY ACCEPT A MALE FROM SEMI.

Jonny wrote:I AM SORRY IT WAS SARCASMIC'S MALE

BUT I WOULD TOTALLY ACCEPT A MALE FROM SEMI.

WHAT ABOUT ME, JONNY?

DON'T YOU WANT MY MALE?

MY MALE IS AWESOME.

ZEBRA THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING

YOU TWO ARE BOTH EQUINES IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING

OH GOD STOP GIVING ME MENTAL IMAGES OF ZEBRA ON TOP OF JONNY

OR JONNY ON TOP OF ZEBRA

IS JONNY DOM OR SUB I HAVE NO IDEA

Wouldn't YOU like to know?


(I can do innuendo to right, guys?)

I like to think Jonny is a Power Top.

I am not sure where I picked up that term.

WE TAKE TURNS, GUYS.

THEY WOULD TAKE TURNS BUT WHEN JONNY IS ON TOP HE CONSTANTLY APOLOGIZES. TRUE FACT.

oh no that is so like him
Anyways, ain't no law that says how high you got to let your freak flag fly.

Chapter 14, article 7, page 9, paragraph 2, line 5 of the freak handbook clearly states, "You are required to fly your freak flag at a [sic] mininum of at least 3 meters, or 1.5 meters in [sic] thymes of duress."

They've got some freaky spelling at times.

Rare The Classiest Man wrote:THEY WOULD TAKE TURNS BUT WHEN JONNY IS ON TOP HE CONSTANTLY APOLOGIZES. TRUE FACT.

HE ALSO SAYS THANK YOU EVERYTIME HE ORGASMS. TRUE FACT 2: RETURN OF THE TRUE FACT.

I THOUGHT THE SEQUEL WAS "TRUE FACT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGATRUE."

...I'll be in my bunk.

Lady Stardust wrote:...I'll be in my bunk.

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I'll take that as an invitation.

*Follows*

Me too *follows*

What, so you guys have triple bunk beds? No fair.

BOWEN I THINK THEY ARE ALL IN THE SAME BUNK

THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH SEX BANTER THIS LAST WEEK