That guideline cracks me up.
"Oh God! A girl entered the elevator with me! Oh, man, I would love to pin her violently against the wall, and- NO! I must not rape her! I must not rape her! Remember the guidelines!"
"Honey, since I have a penis and I therefore can't control my sexual urges, I just want you to know that there is a chance you will be raped by me tonight. Now, we're both reasonable adults, and I think you'll understa- honey, why are you calling the police?"