You know, maybe a naked jog would help to diffuse tensions around here. We could all gather one day, just as the sun is rising, and then silently strip completely bare, and then we all gaze into each other's eyes, knowing each other. Respecting each other. Trusting each other.
We join hands, and then, just as the day truly begins, we start jogging. All eyes are upon us, as people view us, some in shock, some in revulsion, a small few in admiration, but no matter what, we do not stop. We continue to move, without even thinking of loosening our grips for a moment. The world sees us for who we truly are. United as one group. One team. One family.
They will see the members of the Treehouse. And by the end of the day, they will all know who we really are.
Also, I've been looking for a way to prove to some people that I have abs, and this is really my best option.