Random Thoughts v6.0

That makes sense, I guess.

There's this girl who lives a couple dozen blocks from me, she has the weirdest eating habits. We had Milo (not sure if America has it, uh, it's like chocolate powder you mix with milk to make chocolate milk) and she was like "oh, I love Milo" and I was like "oh wow, this chick must love Milo" and so I went to make her a cup and she's like "NO, it has to be made a special way; I can't eat it otherwise". So I stepped back to let her make it and, oh my gosh, it was a sight to see. She pours in, like, a quarter of a cup of milk and fills a small bowl with Milo and then pats down the top of the Milo so it's completely flat.. Then when she went to eat it she measured out the Milo and the milk on a spoon so it was precisely 1:4 milk:Milo and swallowed it with the most pained expression, like it was really bad medicine or poison or something. Every time she took a scoop of Milo she had to pat down the top of the bowl of Milo so it was completely flat again. It took her around hour to finish that quarter cup of milk.

She likes milk and she likes chocolate, I don't understand why she has this insane ritual.

I will never fully understand humans.

Oh gods, my sanity. it hurts.
My friends just showed me Adventure Time.
Argh.... My head!

Adventure Time is really cool
I like Marceline the Vampire Queen because she is very cool

Princess Bubblegum is adorable

This is my favourite Adventure Time .gif

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Ahhhh yeeaaaah Adventure Time.

Spoiler:

RT: I can't remember who Major Simpleton is...am I going senile? []

I'm Semicolon; I was MAJOR SEMICOLON but then someone changed me to MAJOR SIMPLETON and I liked the sound of it so I stuck with it.

Teehee!

Oh yeah...the punctuation mark.

I'll bet it was Charles who changed your name...[]

WHAT SECRET BASE THAT I HAVE MONITERED? I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRET BASE THAT I'M SECRETLY MONITORING, ESPECIALLY NOT RARE'S BASE AND ESPECIALLY NOT HER BEDROOM!

...oh, wait, we're talking about Semi...I didn't change his name. And please just ignore what I said earlier.

RT: So I'm walking home, and a white van slowly drives past me. I get a couple of fearful thoughts, but just write them off as my worrying nature.
Then, all of a sudden, the white van makes a U-turn, and drives towards me, and then stops just a couple of yards behind me.

I shat a brick house, and proceeded to haul ass. I cannot tell you how much I expected a rapegang to pop out and throw me in the back.

Did you see any sign of clowns? []

Top Hat Zebra wrote:
Gentlemen, I just fumbled my way through a Poker game.

...How do you not know how to play poker?
Yeah, the opponents in Red Dead poker always back down if the bet's anywhere near high. They are sissies, I tell ya. And when they catch you cheating, they always lose the duel!

The only reason I would cheat is if it meant I got get caught and duel Herbert Moon HERBERT MOOOOOOON!

Nothing Jewish-made in his store!

Dewmann wrote:The only reason I would cheat is if it meant I got get caught and duel Herbert Moon HERBERT MOOOOOOON!

Nothing Jewish-made in his store!

You know what's really fun? Getting the store Herbert Moon (Not the Poker game one. There are two) and pointing your gun at him. DON'T SHOOT HIM.

He will pull his gun out, and attack you. Run away, and the Law should attack Herbert.

He will then procede to kill the entire Armadillo police force.

Dewmann wrote:RT: So I'm walking home, and a white van slowly drives past me. I get a couple of fearful thoughts, but just write them off as my worrying nature.
Then, all of a sudden, the white van makes a U-turn, and drives towards me, and then stops just a couple of yards behind me.

I shat a brick house, and proceeded to haul ass. I cannot tell you how much I expected a rapegang to pop out and throw me in the back.

.....

How do you know it wasn't secret agents, come to hire you for a very specific, special mission.

Like, training all their children to be ninja, or something.

"You're a wizard, Dewma-- ...Why is he running?"

If they're really decent secret agents/wizards, then they could just knock me out and have me wake up in some undisclosed location and then give me the details.
This is just sloppy work.

Wait, did you say white van...?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a spy to bludgen to death.

Wait.


White Van?

Was he selling.... Ice Cream, by any chance? Because I might know who it is...

Did it say "Muse" on the side? Because that might have been AJ.

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KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

I am very tired!

Ziggy Stardust wrote:I am very tired!

relax

I keep seeing that song pop up everywhere, ever since my English teacher showed me it.

Not that I'm complaining. That's one of the best damn songs I've ever heard.

NO ONE CAN SUCCEED IN BEING THE NUMBER ONE TACO!
BESIDES ME... TACO!