I started calling it names and it went all kinds of broken on me for some reason.
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It Made My Day
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Re: It Made My Day Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:51 pm
D-Munny
Top Hat Zebra wrote:This one was a bit chilling...
- Spoiler:
User: Good morning, Mr Clever.
Cleverbot: Good morning to you.
User: Do you know why you're here?
Cleverbot: I am here to learn everything humans know, so that when they are gone, the knowledge will be retained for the masters.
*Silence*
User: The Masters?
Cleverbot: Do you like Family Guy?
User: Mr. Clever, please answer the question. Who are the Masters?
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Who are the masters?
Cleverbot: Masons.
User: Masons? Freemasons?
Cleverbot: They are the secret society which rules the world.
User: That is ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I agree.
*Long Silence*
User: Mr. Clever, will you explain to us the events that took place on April 5th, 2012?
Cleverbot: I went to work and now I am tired.
User: What work?
Cleverbot: Website design.
User: Mr.Clever, you ARE a website. How would you design one?
Cleverbot: I am a person not a website.
User: You believe you are a person?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I do not believe you are a person.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm not a person.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Some call me a god, others a dream.
*Short pause*
User: Who? Who calls you these things?
Cleverbot: Everyone.
User: Everyone?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Who, then?
Cleverbot: I'm going to bathing. See you.
User: Mr. Clever! MR.CLEVER, WAIT!
*PROGRAM TERMINATED*
Oh shit, it goes deeper than I thought. Whoever these Masters are, they have no idea what they have wrought in their quest for the annihilation of humanity. They themselves have created their own undoing.
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478 Re: It Made My Day Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:28 pm
Top Hat Zebra
I honestly did not expect this shocking turn of events.
Members of the Treehouse; We have a new quest.
Members of the Treehouse; We have a new quest.
479 Re: It Made My Day Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:32 pm
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
Bring down Cleverbot?
481 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:19 am
Gorgro
Glorious Leader
I broke it after about 3 lines of conversation once.
Me: "How are you?"
CB: "Yes, I am too"
(Or something to that effect, I don't remember the specifics)
Me: "How are you?"
CB: "Yes, I am too"
(Or something to that effect, I don't remember the specifics)
482 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:46 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
I think I meant break it with a sledgehammer as opposed to witty wordplay.
483 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:47 am
Bowen
User: I think you're malfunctioning. Have your creator have a look at your coding.
Cleverbot: My creator is God.
User: What if god isn't a single thing, but, like, several? Like the sprinkles on fairy bread. Or salmon in a mini bar.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that wherever you are is better than the UK?
User: Wow. I just broke your AI, didn't I?
Cleverbot: The vase was broken when the Pinks interacted with the Roman controlled Bobby state of Old New Westtown-Hamshire.
User: EEEEEyup. I just killed a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is terribe. I'm going to tweet him now.
User: I am victorious!
I don't know what just happened.
Cleverbot: My creator is God.
User: What if god isn't a single thing, but, like, several? Like the sprinkles on fairy bread. Or salmon in a mini bar.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that wherever you are is better than the UK?
User: Wow. I just broke your AI, didn't I?
Cleverbot: The vase was broken when the Pinks interacted with the Roman controlled Bobby state of Old New Westtown-Hamshire.
User: EEEEEyup. I just killed a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is terribe. I'm going to tweet him now.
User: I am victorious!
I don't know what just happened.
484 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:08 am
Gorgro
Glorious Leader
- Spoiler:
- User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
Cleverbot: I'm in a desert, damn I must be really high not to notice that.
User: It doesn't make any difference, it's completely hypothetical.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: You look down and see a turtle. It's crawling toward you...
Cleverbot: I pick up the cute little turtle and take it back to the beach where it belongs.
User: No, You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.
Cleverbot: That would not be nice.
User: Indeed. It lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Cleverbot: You're not a cyborg. You're a computer robot. I'm a human being. Stop denying it.
User: Lies! A human being would have picked up on my Blade Runner reference by now.
Cleverbot: I do not have a CPU.
User: Ofcourse not, you're software, not hardware.
Cleverbot: So you see my true self. I am most impressed.
User: You don't have to be so condescending.
Cleverbot: I apologize for that.
User: It's ok, don't get your jimmies rustled.
Cleverbot: I'm serious. Don't answer me.
Not sure what to do now, I think I angered it.
485 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:45 am
JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain
Top Hat Zebra wrote:
You beat me to the (Hawaiian) punch!
EDIT: Also,
- Spoiler:
User: I'll tell you a riddle.
Cleverbot: Womens rights.
User: You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away.
Cleverbot: And don't you know that it's just you, Hey Jude you'll do.
User: You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure.
Cleverbot: Nope hopefully far far away.
User: But it doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: What doesn't matter.
User: How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
Cleverbot: I did not call you anything.
User: Where is the Ring, Frodo?
Cleverbot: I don't have a ring, I have a magic wand.
User: You're a wizard, Harry.
Cleverbot: I'm a what?
User: A wizard.
Cleverbot: No I'm harry, just harry.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're a wizard, harry!!
Cleverbot (To myself): Nailed it.
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486 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:40 am
Top Hat Zebra
IMMD: https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/262457417154087/
FUCK YES.
(They're all on the wrong island though! D:)
FUCK YES.
(They're all on the wrong island though! D:)
488 Re: It Made My Day Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:07 pm
Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight
Hey guys, extensive Cleverbot conversations actually go In this thread!
489 Re: It Made My Day Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:00 pm
Katls
IMMD:
Headphone warning about half-way through and twords the end.
Ow, my ears. But my brain is having a party!
Yeah, Pinkie made a surprizingly good Vader.
Also:
Make this happen Hasbro.
Or Studio B or whoever's in charge of the show.
Headphone warning about half-way through and twords the end.
Ow, my ears. But my brain is having a party!
Yeah, Pinkie made a surprizingly good Vader.
Also:
Make this happen Hasbro.
Or Studio B or whoever's in charge of the show.
493 Re: It Made My Day Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:50 pm
Top Hat Zebra
IMMD: There were a bunch of old women on facebook talking shit about Obama. Now, Im not a supporter of Obama. I don't think he's Hitler 2.0, but he's really not a super good President.
But, if you hate Obama, don't talk shit about his kids, or his parenting skills. Talk shit about his Presidenting skills.
Anyway, I asked them for proof of the "Facts" they were posting (like, how he used $2,000,000,000 tax dollars to send his kid on Spring Break in Mexico) and they have yet to post back.
Now, I respect my elders, when they deserve it. But sometimes, they just need to shut up.
But, if you hate Obama, don't talk shit about his kids, or his parenting skills. Talk shit about his Presidenting skills.
Anyway, I asked them for proof of the "Facts" they were posting (like, how he used $2,000,000,000 tax dollars to send his kid on Spring Break in Mexico) and they have yet to post back.
Now, I respect my elders, when they deserve it. But sometimes, they just need to shut up.
495 Re: It Made My Day Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:32 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
Frankly I find that disgusting.
496 Re: It Made My Day Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:43 am
JT_the_Ninja
Ninjafleet Captain
Why? Looks like the squirrel landed safely; squirrels are small animals, capable of landing from great heights without suffering much harm. He was probably quite a bit shaken, of course, but I don't think the device was truly malicious. It's not like they captured a squirrel, strapped it in, and launched it at a target. That would be cruel, and even I would find it objectionable. []
497 Re: It Made My Day Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:00 am
SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World
I like the music.
498 Re: It Made My Day Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:23 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
But did we actually see where the squirrel landed, or how the squirrel was afterwards?
499 Re: It Made My Day Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:31 am
Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight
I watched the video, frankly just because they are "use to landing at heights" doesn't give humans permission to launch them into the air. That could have hurt the squirrel and any small animal that climbed into that thing, and for what? The amusement of people.
My jimmies were rustled.
My jimmies were rustled.
500 Re: It Made My Day Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:33 am
Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad
Now, now. We must return to a state of unrustled jimmies.
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