TTBM #4? 5? I don't even-

I know, right? Diaries are such liars.

And besides, even if she did, which she didn't, it's not like she brought me to her dungeons and used extreme bondage and BDSM or anything, and it totally did not fucking scare me for months

And, even if it did happen, which it didnt, I absoulutly did NOT film the whole thing for Katls. And myself. And Rare.

Top Hat Zebra wrote:And, even if it did happen, which it didnt, I absoulutly did NOT film the whole thing for Katls. And myself. And Rare.

Wait, what film? What bondage? There was torchering and I wasn't even informed?!
Rare, will you please explain?

I saw the whole thing with my own eyes...but no one will believe me when I tell you what I saw exactly.

It was like staring into the abyss, and it was gazing back at me...the only reason I didn't look away was because it would break me if I did

NOTHING HAPPENED, OK?!

Why yelling?

Dewmann wrote:I saw the whole thing with my own eyes...but no one will believe me when I tell you what I saw exactly.

It was like staring into the abyss, and it was gazing back at me...the only reason I didn't look away was because it would break me if I did

"If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares into you"

-Some crazy German guy, I think.

Dude the quote is totally different.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Nietzsche
Seriously though Nietzsche was crazy as balls.
^Also I just looked that shit up IN A BOOK. We are kicking it crazy old school here. (It was Watchmen)

Well I just said it from memory. Im just glad I got close.

If you're gonna quote something you have to make it an actual quote! You can't just say "Random junk, metaphor for something something, mammals and mollusks" - Lewis Carroll, and expect people to recognize the Walrus and the Carpenter.

I didnt say who it was by! I was using it solely for informal, comedic purposes. I didnt think I would be quized on it! Cheese!

Regardless, Nietzsche is popular enough a writer you should be able to remember him.
[end pedantic]
SOOOOoooo yeah. Um things that bug me, that. Bugs me.
Also cliffhangers, but in a good way.

TTBM: Righto. I'm sure I've said it many time before, but I have shit internet.
For reasons I can't be bothered explaining, It took 50 HOURS, non stop, to download 1.2 gigs of a patch for Fallout New Vegas. And I was cool with that. I could wait. It's chill. But right about 10 Mb away from being finished, steam shat itself. pretty damn hard.
So, I have to redownload that patch. Not sure why. Whee. Along with the 9 gigs of bullshit needed for TF2. but that doesn't really matter.

TTBM2: My lawnmower broke, and in the process of trying to figure out exactly what and if I could fix it, I got splashed with petrol a fair bit. Now I reek of petrol. I hate that smell.

At least it will keep away the bugs. The horrible, deadly bugs...

But now you have lyebirds that know what your scream of frustraition sounds like, and they probly be useing that as their call while everyone tries to sleep.

Actually, truth be told, I've never seen one.
Or at least, I cannot remember seeing one.

Now, Chickens waking me up, yes. I used to have a rooster that thought "FUCK YEAH! This bench outside Bowen's window is THE. BEST. SPOT. EVER! I'm going to crow here non-stop from 4 am to 8 am."

He died. I ate him. There was much rejoicing.

Ha. Thats what I do to everything that annoys me!






Eerything.

TTBM: I don't like dogs, but I really, REALLY hate the beasts that live right outside my house that are mascrading as watchdogs.
HATE HATE HATE HATE
One of these monsters whenever I try to feed them will leap on me and try and lick my face. This sounds fine, just a display of affection right? I don't care what it is, that dog is huge and her claws are rediculous, I almost never come back in with out some ache or pain caused by that brute. She will run into stuff if she gets inside and make the house more of a mess than it already is.
She used to be afraid of our cats, but now she's mimicing their usual way of dealing with them. Yes, she F***ING CLAWS THE CATS! THE DOG IS CLAWING CATS! Or at least is trying to bonk them or inocently play(she's still got the mind of a puppy and the intelegence of a rock).
But she isn't that bad with barking. The much smaller other dog is a constant annoyace. She barks at anything, including the naybors. Sounds like she's doing her job right? This guy had been living there before this mutt was born, and we've had her for over a year now. She should be used to seeing him.
TD;LR I hate my dogs SO much.

I wish I had a dog like that. My dog just sits around and sleeps all day. Plus he might be dying, so there is that...

I wonder if my parents would let me mail that brute over to you. I've already heard Mom mention finding a new home for her.

Nah, we need a new puppy. They're more fun!

Cold as balls here.

I wish it were cold here. It just stays exactly the same. Always. Forever.