ITT: We think of acts of minor evil...[]

o_O

Step 1: Find one of Rare's spies staring at me through my glass sliding door, not moving no matter what

Step 2: Pound the door until he falls to the ground

Step 3: Laugh as he appears unable to fly

1. Sees Rare's spy in my neighbor's downstairs window
2. Keep staring at him
3. It becomes nervous
4. Bang on the window
5. Spy flees
6. lol nice try Mew

I need better spies.

1.) place a soda can, with very little soda in it, outside.
2.)have Rare's bees taste (no seriously bees apparently believe soda is nectar)
3.)Do the same thing next time only the soda is poisoned.
4.)Place a motion sensor hooked up to a video player.
5.)When some of the other bees come by and find the bodies, a Micheal Jackson music video begins to play confusing the spies. (I hope everyone knows bees communicate through dance so I am saying that they are trying to make sense of MJ's dancing)
6.)spray bees with smoke
7.)hold them for ransom.
8.)when money arrives kill the bees (after receiving the money).

Bad idea, bro. You forgot the fact that Rare doesn't follow ransoms and that she'll also come to your house personally to blow your head off if you try it.

It's one thing to taunt the stupider sections of my army, but killing, torture, and ransom are three things I never put up with when it comes to my bee sisters. You would find your eyes filled with the stinging of hundreds of crazed bees as their alarm pheromones attract other bees to fight for us, leaving your body covered in deadly toxic stings. If the body heat of thousands of bees swarming you dosen't cook you alive, the pain and shock of the stings will send you into a paralyzed state while the stingers pump poison to your heart.

Or we will write very mean things and send it to your mail. Depends on the mood.

Those are very mean things, my inbox was once full of it.

I wear glasses and know how to treat bee sting (at least a little enough to minimize the poison) and I barely go outside.
That and I live where I never received a single bee going to my house (or at least while I am not around)

Can you heal bee stings while receiving fresh ones? And location is never a problem with her damn army.

Eeyep.
Dude, I think that it'll take Rare so serious convinceing to only send you mail. And the mail not having explosives stuffed inside. Nice knowing you man. It's been fun while it lasted.

Still have AM on my side, plus I watch my own back. Sorry, but I ain't going nowhere.

someguy3657 wrote:Still have AM on my side, plus I watch my own back. Sorry, but I ain't going nowhere.

You have my hear! Ask and you'll get!!

someguy3657 wrote:Can you heal bee stings while receiving fresh ones? And location is never a problem with her damn army.

I live in a desert valley so the bees will have to go to some somewhat high altitudes

eeyep! The mile-high dessert!
...But I will send my men if she asks...
And Someguy, I was refering to Moltenfeild.

Back on topic:

(1) Tell young children that ponies are poison.
(2) Use fake video footage to "prove" it.
(3) Laugh maniacally as their dreams are shattered. []

*glare*

Why...are they...Eating... the Ponies, anyway?

Oh, that was an unseen one...


(1) Tell children that ponies are real and magical.
(2) Tell them they can become ponies if they eat ponies.
(3) Lulz!

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How would a normal child catch and take down a pony anyway?

(1) Train children to be ruthless killers (possibly using plane crash on remote island)
(2) Instill bloodlust by making them play violent video games.
(3) Tell them about the ponies.

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Rare wrote:How would a normal child catch and take down a pony anyway?

Depends.
Ponies that are being trained for riding, you can catch them so easily.
Hell, even mildly friendly horses will straight walk right up to you if you stand at a field gate and hold some grass in your hand.
(Leave your hand flat! FLAT and leave the grass on your palm or it will bite you by mistake. Do not leave your fingers sticking up or your thumb atop the grass.)

After that, well, you grab the animal around the back of its head, I guess. Feet on the upper bar of the gate and go upside down for a neck break. Hard, but probably doable.


EDIT: AoME: Tell people how to kill a horse. In fact, thinking about this is horrible. What the hell am I doing here?

(1) Train children to be ruthless killers (possibly using plane crash on remote island)
(2) Instill bloodlust by making them play violent video games.
(3) Tell them about the ponies.
(1) Tell children that ponies are real and magical.
(2) Tell them they can become ponies if they eat ponies.


Schematic for proper pony capture (Leave your hand flat! FLAT and leave the grass on your palm or it will bite you by mistake. Do not leave your fingers sticking up or your thumb atop the grass) Feet on the upper bar of the gate and go upside down for a neck break. (See Fig.4 for proper pony neck-breakage form)

By now Children should be bloodthirsty enough to abide by proper pony-killing agenda

(1) Tell young children that ponies are poison.
(2) Use fake video footage to "prove" it.
(3) Laugh maniacally as their dreams are shattered

Enlist heartbroken and blood-thirsty children in Beecat Army for maximum carnage output.

We are now all ready to eviscerate the pony population. []

Did I get good karma for talking about murdering ponies?

What the fuck?