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Did you miss me?
Ah yeah
What? What?
MC Vagina's right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving Police.
Still got love for the Vaginal Crease.
Player haters beware because...

(Chorus)
Guns don't kill people (nuh uh)
I kill people... with guns. (pow!)
Guns don't kill people (nuh uh)
I kill people... with guns. (pow!)

Hey punk ass gangsters, what you lookin at.?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back.
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good.
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood.
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible.
I'm invisible like... Well I'm not really invisible.
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That's kinda messed up)

What? What? You got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns, I know Karate and Ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip and I'll suck your nuts
I, I mean... I'll punch your nuts!
Sucking them would be gay and im totally not gay.
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A. (What!)

Guns don't kill people (nuh uh)
I kill people... with guns. (pow!)
Guns don't kill people (nuh uh)
I kill people... with guns. (pow!)

If a guy messes with me
I'll shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face, and down his throat.
'cause I don't give a fuck, im crazy like Mel Gibson
No wait, that just makes me sound racist...
Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money.
You can't afford expensive things because you don't have a lot of money.
Haha, you want these things but you can not afford them.
That means your not cool because you're just a poor person.

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people. (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people. (You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money they want to have sex with me.
And they always have orgasms because my penis is so big.
25 inches long, and 12 inches thick.
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstien of dick
I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections...
...No that's inappropriate.

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.!
My lyrics are like the movie the Shaw Shank Redemption...
...They're really good.

Guns don't kill people (nuh uh)
I kill people... with guns. (pow!)
Guns don't kill people (nuh uh)
I kill people... with guns. (pow!)

I've killed so many people that i dont even remember how many people I've killed.
But its probably around 7...
...thousand.
2005 plus 4 pennies.
Representing the North Side.
C to the ANADA bitch!

Oh yeah!
Woman are actually good for four things.
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sister's vagina.

I laughed

@ Rare, HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!

But when he changes levels it shows he has 4 lives, so why does he get a game over when he dies in 1-2?

My response

MY response @ Samiam

Apologies for any ruined childhoods :/

SB8, I replayed that video about a dozen times

CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE.

SB8 wrote:
Apologies for any ruined childhoods :/

And it's through a child's window too...

Found this not too long ago. Had to post it

Messernacht wrote:

SB8 wrote:
Apologies for any ruined childhoods :/

And it's through a child's window too...

This brings back some memories..

Oh, dear. The DIC video made me laugh.

...yeah...i get bored easily...[]

RAZER IS EPIC!




First time and only I saw Razer loose:

YOU'VE. BEEN. NIPPED.

Razer: Part bird, part reptile, all a MARAUDING KILLING MACHINE.

Here is a silly improv vid me and my friend made, her in the foreground and me skulking around the kitchen. We are destined for greatness! The hat was her idea.

Link doesn't work, Ziggmeister...[]

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Here is a silly improv vid me and my friend made, her in the foreground and me skulking around the kitchen. We are destined for greatness! The hat was her idea.

The video is unavailable or not visible due to privacy restrictions

That is a lame thing. Attempting to fix it!