Holly's Thread

cubes can't have sex

they're cubes

it's no wonder he doesn't know about it
don't be so insensitive holly

Wait, what's going on here?
Why is my name on this thread? Am I being framed? Are people going to think I hate cubes and that they can't have sex? Don't be silly people, don't be ignorant. Of course cubes have sex. What do you think Tetris is?
Of course, now that I've said this the name will change again. I know your tricks.

I did this because I believe you are the best and brightest mind we have
Lead us, Bowen

Oh.
Well then.
We should probably start burning down orphanages until the government creates global high speed internet for a low price.
Like, really fast. None of this, 'well, it's technically faster than your old one' bullshit. I know it is. But so is a dead snail.
We need 200 MB/s. Minimum.

Bowen you don't actually have any power
This was all a joke

I've fooled you, Bowen
You've bungled into my ruse, pantsless
And I've taken your pantsless crotch into my warm trap and smothered it

What happens in Australia....[ ]

SQUIGGLES wrote:Bowen you don't actually have any power
This was all a joke

I've fooled you, Bowen
You've bungled into my ruse, pantsless
And I've taken your pantsless crotch into my warm trap and smothered it

Yknow, if you could have just asked. I'd be down.
; )
That's right. A motherfucking winky face. Shit's srs bro. You can tell I mean it.
A winky face made with a Semicolon... Coincidence?

Incidentally, I can feel my hand trying to separate itself from my body for the sin of using symbol smile bullshit.

Bowen we both know you only want me because of my power
My raw sexual power

But you had your chance when we had the Treehouse Elections
You left me hanging like a handsy slave

In fact you dont deserve this thread
I am returning it to its rightful owners

Now now, don't be Tsundere.
Don't deny it, the syptoms are plain to see. First there's the "Oh Bowen-chan, I tricked into pantslessness. N-not that I want to see or anything. Desu, and possibly uguu as well."
And then when I accpet that the second stage shows up in the form of panicking and "N-no, I was kidding! I d-don't like you b-baka uguu desu blush"

Or something.
That's how those bloody Japanese Annie-Mays and Man-Gahs go, isn't it?

...

b-baka

1/10 would not bang.
She wears a ring around her neck, obvious LotR fangirl. And Christ, those things are scary. I've met some of them. They did terrible, unspeakable things.

Stupid thread! I'm only posting in you because I felt bad for you, n-not because I like you. S-so don't get the wrong idea, got it?! *blushy blushy*

We've been calling a lot of things stupid lately. Trains, threads...what will be so gravely insulted next?

Don't be so stupid, Jonny.

The way Rare looks irl plus her personality makes her the best tsundere

Hollyღ wrote:Don't be so stupid, Jonny.

Banned from wibbly board for life
Shoo meanie pants
Shooooo

HA
GOOD LUCK IP BANNING ME
I CLEARED MY CACHE AND MY FORUM COOKIES.

Rare that is not how ban prevention works

Hollyღ wrote:HA
GOOD LUCK IP BANNING ME
I CLEARED MY CACHE AND MY FORUM COOKIES.

Wait...
THIS FORUM HAS COOKIES?!?!? ARE THEY CHOCOLATE CHIP?!?!? PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE SAY YES

Yes

But they're only for the Resistance

Hollyღ wrote:HA
GOOD LUCK IP BANNING ME
I CLEARED MY CACHE AND MY FORUM COOKIES.

she is behind 9 proxies!

for a limited time only i am knighting everyone who posts in here
you get a knighthood
and you get a knighthood

post which domain you want lordship and ladyship over
and by the old gods and new and the crotch of my scrunchiest underwear i will make it so


I am a fair and wise and drunk ruler and this is my gift to you
My faithful little pigeons ee

Sir Charles of the Circular kitchen furniture that is simultaneously used for eating and discussions?

yes
It's done

I'm putting you in charge of the 1000 post 1337s thread
Keep it clean and fill it with bountiful harvest
It is your charge good sir knight
GOOD SIR KNIGHT
BOUNTIFUL HARVEST

I, Lady Tasha the Magnificent, ruler of all that is awesome?