WELC☺ME T☺ WIBBLY B☺ARD
PLEASE LEAVE Y☺UR ATTITUDE AT THE D☺☺R
VIOLATORS WILL BE VIOLATED
PLEASE LEAVE Y☺UR ATTITUDE AT THE D☺☺R
VIOLATORS WILL BE VIOLATED
What's the current status of the Wibbly Board?
The Wibbly Board is currently: OPEN FOR BUSINESS K
HERE D☺TH BEGINETH THE REIGNETH ☺F L☺RD SQUIGGLES, MASTER ☺F WIBBLES
R☺YAL DECREE:
ON THIS DAY, TUESDAY, THE ROUGHLY TWENTIETH-AND-A-BIT DAY OF MAYBE MAY OR JUNE, HIS MOST QUIMBLY AND FAIR HIGHNESS, LORD SQUIGGLES, HAS BEEN APPOINTED MASTER OF THE DOMAINS OF THE SMIBBLY AND OF THE LANDS OF THE WIBBLY. LORD SQUIGGLES, LEADER OF MEN AND TAMER OF GYPSIES, WILL ENDEAVOUR TO TREAT HIS SUBJECTS MOST FAIRLY AND EQUALLY WELL. LORD SQUIGGLES, TAMER OF LIONS AND CHIEF OF THE APACHE WARHORSES, HOPES THAT ANY MISGIVINGS AND ILL WILL HE WILL EARN IN HIS LINE OF DUTY CAN BE CLEARED QUICKLY AND WITHOUT FURTHER MISFORTUNE. LORD SQUIGGLES, IMPARTIAL MEDIATOR AND WISEST OF SAGES, HOPES YOU WILL MESSAGE HIM WITH ANY COMPLAINTS OR SUGGESTIONS.
R☺YAL DECREE:
HENCEFORTH LORD SQUIGGLES, SLAYER OF DEMONS AND MASTER OF FORGOTTEN LORE, WILL ONLY BE REFERRED TO AS "LORD SQUIGGLES" AND NOTHING LESS THAN "LORD SQUIGGLES". FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL BE MET WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PUNISHMENT. SUBJECTS WHO COMPLY WILL BE REWARDED WITH KNIGHTHOOD AND, IN TIME, MAY EARN THE RIGHT TO SMIBBLE UNAUTHORISED.
R☺YAL DECREE:
HENCEFORTH THERE SHALL BE NO MEANIE PANTS IN THE LANDS OF THE WIBBLY. ANY TRESPASSING OF MEANIE PANTS UPON THE LANDS OF THE WIBBLY SHALL BE MET MOST RIDICULOUSLY WITH THE MOST LUDICROUSNESS. FAILURE TO HEED THIS ROYAL DECREE SHALL YIELD PUNISHMENT OF PURPLE TEXT HIJACKING.
R☺YAL DECREE:
HAVE FUN K.
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