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Tuomey
Tasha the Silly Panda
DiceMaster
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Moltenfield
Katls
Taiju
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Packie
Ziggles
AwesomeMedic
Gorgro
Jonny
D-Munny
Travelcube
Hollyღ
AJ
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Top Hat Zebra
SQUIGGLES
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1Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:17 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

What's up with the quality in that picture?

It's fine in the middle and then it just blurs into shit around that.
What am I even looking at here?
The Loch Ness Monster?

Adult Thread 2ASFU

2Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:23 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

I don't want to show you my face!

3Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:28 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

ZEBRA STOP LOOKING AT THOSE GIRLS IN THE PARK. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT PANTS ON

4Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:39 am

AJ

AJ

So, I'm just going to park my truck up right here on the curb. Free ice cream for the best use of Ice Cream during sexual activity. GO!


Edit: Or, if you haven't done so. Most creative way to do so in the future!

https://facebook.com/AJKemp

5Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:42 pm

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

I guess you could, like, rub it into your clothes?

6Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:43 pm

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Stick it in your bum?

7Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:50 pm

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Eat it with your loved one whilst watching a romantic movie by candlelight?

8Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:44 pm

Travelcube

Travelcube

The Mr. Freeze: Fully immerse your penis in ice cream, let your partner free it.

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9Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:39 pm

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Sarcasmic wrote:The Mr. Freeze: Fully immerse your penis in ice cream, let your partner free it.

Not only is that really gross, it would be painful for the man and the decrease in size due to cold would be a turn off for the woman.

You could probably put some ice cream on the nipples of either partner, but that wouldn't meet the 'creative' requirement...

10Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:18 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Maybe if you put the ice cream in the microwave for a few minutes so it isn't so cold and then you put it on the erogenous zones.

11Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:25 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

Yeah, but the melting would present a problem. Melted icecream doesn't really work in any situation.

12Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:27 am

SQUIGGLES

SQUIGGLES
The 7th Wonder of the World

Oh

Maybe if you put the ice cream in, like, a sack or a bag first so it doesn't melt everywhere.

YES

YOU PUT THE ICE CREAM
IN THE NUT SACK
AND THEN THE NUT SACK IN THE MICROWAVE

SEMICOLON = GENIUS

13Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:48 am

Hollyღ

Hollyღ
Dove in the Moonlight

Oh God No! Now you're just being silly.
What about instead of traditional ice cream, we use the "space age" ones that only melt when it contacts saliva?

Only issue is it's colder then regular ice cream. Hmmpth.

14Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:32 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

Do the Mr Freeze, but with chocolate.

15Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:50 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

Yeah, I'm beginning to think ice cream is not really a sexy food after all.

16Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:08 am

someguy3657

someguy3657

So, I was on youtube, watching some random vids. It somehow lead to TF2 videos. I watched some awesome gameplay, some small tip videos, and it lead up to some animation. I started to watch some of the animation of a guy called MaxOfS2D. His videos are quite amazing.

And then, these came up.

Spoiler:

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17Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:07 am

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Jonny wrote:Yeah, I'm beginning to think ice cream is not really a sexy food after all.

Alright, I've got it!

How about, you take two bowls, and put the ice cream in the two bowls.

And then you and your partner eat the ice cream out of the bowls.

And then later on, you have awesome sex.


18Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:18 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

*lightbulb appears over head*

19Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:47 am

D-Munny

D-Munny

Hershey kisses are a pretty sexy food.



On an unrelated, much more NSFW note, guess what time it is?

Spoiler:

20Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:53 am

Jonny

Jonny
Prince of the Squirtle Squad

What

the

HECK

21Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:06 am

Top Hat Zebra

Top Hat Zebra

Im going to be perfectly honest with you here.


I have watched that about thirty times now.

22Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:14 am

Gorgro

Gorgro
Glorious Leader

Dewmann wrote:guess what time it is?
I thought it was Chico time.


I could not have been more wrong.
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23Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:20 pm

D-Munny

D-Munny

R-R-R-R-REMIX.

Spoiler:

And the original, which contains about 20% more WTF than the other two combined.

Spoiler:

This is why you always have to remember to be ready for anything your friend wants to show you that comes from the internet.

24Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:05 am

AwesomeMedic

AwesomeMedic

All this ice cream thing remind me of this

25Adult Thread Empty Re: Adult Thread Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:42 pm

Ziggles

Ziggles

D:
We were watching Lion King and a dude in my class told me about the 'Simba'.
You have sex with a girl, pull out and come into your hand, and then you smear it on her forehead and say thoughtfully, "Simba."

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